Wanda "Lady Deadpool" Wilson
Feb 5, 2013 2:11:23 GMT -5
Post by Wanda "Lady Deadpool" Wilson on Feb 5, 2013 2:11:23 GMT -5
Wanda Wilson
[/font][/size][/color]“What men can do, women can do better!”
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Full Name: Wanda Wilson
Code Name: Lady Deadpool
Age: A lady never tells!
Date of Birth: August 23
Sexual Orientation: Hetero! Give me the hunky guys!
Species: Human that was experimented on.
Alliance: Mercenary
Citizenship: Marvel
Canon or Original?: Marvel Canon
"Victory is MINE Baldy!
And if you had any hair I'd take that too!"
And if you had any hair I'd take that too!"
Hair: Luxurious blonde hair that is always up in a ponytail while dressed in the red and black spandex. While her hair is down it is mid-back-ish.
Eyes: Blue eyes
Height: 5'9”
Weight: 140 lbs.
Distinguishing Marks: Her body is covered in scars due to cancer. The healing factor kind of went screwy and didn't fully fix the cancer problem.
Appearance:
Wanda Wilson used to be a beautiful blonde bombshell with blue eyes that would make people fall for her. She still is a blonde bombshell but with skin the texture of ground meat due to her cancer and healing factor fighting it out. So the beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She is roughly five-foot-nine and some odd pounds of muscle and
Face Claim: Her comic self!
"I’m not interested in making new friends,
I don’t even like the ones I have”
I don’t even like the ones I have”
Likes:
-Fighting
-Makeovers!
-Romantic comedies movies/TV shows
-Hunky men
-Video games
-Sleepovers (as long as other women agree for a girls' night?)
Dislikes:
-Women stealing her (non)boyfriends!
-Bad Romcoms (romantic comedies)
-Being considered inferior to men
-Being dumped by any guy
-Losing a fight
-People pulling her hair in a fight
-Losing fingers/toes after getting a manicure/pedicure
Personality:
One is not sure how Wanda Wilson used to be like. Before the whole crazy began which means she could have been a nice woman with a heart of gold or an evil witch with a bad apple. Now that she is all types of crazy that men kind of are not attracted to (outside of the villains, maybe?) she won't deny it. At times she may wish her mind would just slow down and go back to normal. Yet where would the fun be in that? Sometimes one just needs a bit of random in their life to make things more interesting.
Wanda does love fast and hard like a bullet to the head. Her emotions tend to get in the way when a man is involved that she finds super cute. This can be any actor, athlete, villain, hero, or every day Joe Schmoe. While in this mode, Wanda becomes a jealous hag and will claw out any other women's eyes that try to look at the guy she thinks she's dating but really isn't. Even if they are just wanting to ask for the time and aren't even the least bit interested in the guy in a romantic fashion.
"With great power comes great responsibility"
Powers:
Accelerated Healing Factor:[/b]
Wanda has been given an accelerated healing factor due to participating in the Weapon X program. It's primarily based off of Wolverine's healing factor. The only difference being Wanda's is more mentally driven, which means she can regenerate any destroyed tissues or organs very quickly. The speed varies in direct proportion to the severity of the damage Wanda suffers.
It's strong enough that she can survive decapitation but her head needs to be reattached to her body instead of her body growing a new head like it does with missing limbs and organs. Sad to say that mixed with her cancer it caused massive scar tissue on her whole body that never heals to a flawless perfection like any normal human being. This has also affected her brain cells, which renders her resistant to telepathy, but also causes her mind to flux rapidly which makes a kid with ADHD look more focus.
Due to the healing factor, Wanda's natural physical attributes have been enhanced as well. Her natural strength, agility and reflexes have been enhanced beyond the natural limits of the human body. Her agility and reaction time are superior to even of those of the finest athletes. This has also caused her to be less fatigue than an ordinary human, so sleep isn't required much.
Despite being immune to every poison, he can be taken down by a strong enough dose until her healing factor kicks in to dilute it out. Pretty much almost a dose that can take down two elephants or more is needed to knock her out by tranquilizer. Other ways to take her down tend to vary in dosage.
Weapons
She mainly uses two katanas and a gun. She does like to use knives as well. Although she will use any other weapon she can get her hands on.
Strengths/Abilities:
-Speaks multiple languages
-Her mouth; that tends to get her into trouble
-Very limber body
-Able to use any weapon in sight
-Healing factor
-Fighting skills
- Confidence
Weaknesses:
-Mental Stability is off
-Her mouth
-Super cute men
-Anything that can weaken her healing factor
-Her television soaps
-Confidence
-Ever changing loyalty
"All it takes is one bad day to reduce
the sanest man alive to lunacy,"
the sanest man alive to lunacy,"
History:
Not too much is known of Wanda's past and she would rather keep it that way than make it a sob story on Oprah Winfrey's talk show. She prefers her over any other talk show host out there to date. Except that isn't going to happen on talking about her life story. Maybe one day a book shall be written and she'll end up rich off of the profits to stop being a mercenary. Nah! She likes the fight too much to give it up.
Now there is something that leads to her getting cancer in her life. A sucky twist of fate that she didn't like hearing the news to. Although one thing led to another and voila there was a promise of a cure to her dreaded cancer ridden body. Some super secret program that used her as an experiment and it ended up giving her some really awesome powers in the end. Powers she never had before! Sadly it did not cure her cancer as it seemed to have made a pact with her powers.
So with her new found healing factor and no way of dying, Wanda took up to doing the impossible tasks for money. As long as it didn't interfere with her soaps. Those were the ones she made people wait for her to get into the groove of things. No one makes her miss her television shows! That was until one day Loyalists decided to take control of everything in the United States! Nope. Not going to happen on her watch with television gone, so she decided to be on the rebel side of things. A one woman army, so to speak.
"Next time guys, we should just
rebuild this place outta Lego."
rebuild this place outta Lego."
Writing Sample: (Newest Deadpool post I did for another site. Poor Pepper. XD)
Well if the taxi driver would of kicked them out of the car in the ghetto, Wade would just have more fun with that. Plus protecting the little lady from the big scary thug wannabes. That would just probably make her want to run away more. Especially with acting gangsta in front of thugs before beating them up. Wade wasn't scared of much, so why not go all out while having a healing factor that saves you from everything?
“I don't get guests often, so why pick up, y'know? And I don't get off enough time off from my job to clean,” he said, which was a lie. Being a mercenary meant he has tons of free time in between jobs but was just a lazy bum when it comes to actual house cleaning. With most of the trash picked up, he began throwing clothes into the bedroom in a pile. Sure he had a washer and dryer in the basement but why start laundry now? Besides she might see something that she would wish she never saw.
“The couch is quite comfy if you want to sleep there,” he suggested. Sure it wasn't like sleeping on a mattress with the lack of movement space while laying down. 'Good thing it's not like sleeping on a rock. She would hate that.' 'Yeah she might just run from the sight of the bedroom at any rate.'
“So what are we ordering for din din? My pile of DVDs are next to the television that you can look through to watch for a movie marathon. I should warn you porn is mixed in with the movies since it made more sense to me to toss them all in one pile and pick at random with my eyes closed.”
"I'm through talking, get out of my cave,"
Your name/alias: Xana or Xanakins
Timezone: Central time zone
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