[style=padding: 0px 10px;]She was happy to be home, even if Wade was still off doing.....whatever it was he was doing, she was just happy to be standing safely in her kitchen. It had been a long enough day, broke up a crime ring, helped the SWAT team with a bank robbery turned hostage situation, and got into a tussle with a Solomon Grundy, who was apparently an actual zombie. All of this in the past thirty six hours, and adrenaline was still kicking through her so even though she was standing there achy limbed she knew she wasn't falling asleep any time soon.

After having changed into the usual daisy dukes and old Lynard Skynard shirt, and went back to the kitchen and started work in her famous DC burgers, so named from her first and second initials. Home made burgers stuffed with bacon, caramelized onions and just enough blue cheese crumble to give it a tang that went pleasantly with the sweetness of the onion and the savory bits of bacon. it didn't take long to have a few patties made up and while the pan heated up, she put the already prepped home made sticky buns in the oven. The plan had been to make them that morning, but she was never able to come home, so she would just make them now.

Shed made a handful of burgers, two for her, three left to sit for Wade in case he got home, she left his in the microwave and when the sticky buns were done, she'd figure to leave them to cool on the balcony because honestly, she wanted one right now. Her apartment was high enough anyways that nothing would disturb them, the blonde normally left baked goods to cool there anyways. Humming a Kansas song she slid the glass do open and left the sticky buns on a small table out there, decided to leave the door open for the fresh air and disappeared back inside to grab a coke and chow down on those burgers.

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Tag: Spiderman!
Words: 390
Music: Carry on My Wayward Son -Kansas
Notes: Buns 8I

[style=padding: 0px 10px;]Danii had made herself comfortable on the couch in the living room popped the coke open with a hiss and looked around for a second, still hadn't gotten used to the new furniture. At least the couch was plush, comfortable as hell and had already seen some good times....oh god he was rubbing off on her. Flipping the tv on she searched through the dvr for something to watch, put on South Park and happily started making work of the burgers. People were their own worst critics, this was definitely true, but right now Danii couldn't find a damn thing wrong with them.

So good. Good burgers and South Park, she was pretty damn content right now, happy to sit and just relax for a while when she heard the ruckus from outside. Putting the burgers down Danii grabbed the forty caliber Smith and Wesson M&P40 that she kept hidden under the couch cushions just for these sorts of occasions, pushed her sunglasses up the bridge of her nose and quietly pushed herself off the couch. Even when she was home alone she was used to keeping the lights one and wearing her sunglasses, never knew when someone would pop in and trip over the furniture while looking for the light switch.

As quiet as death she crept over to the balcony, slowly cocking the gun and and making sure to muffle the sound. Danii couldn't hear what was going on over the sound of Cartman telling everyone to screw off, but it was definitely being yelled into her balcony. Who.....who was that? Someone in spandex holding her tray of sticky buns. Someone was trying to steal her sticky buns? What kind of fuckery was this? She put the gun to the back of the masked thief's head, the blonde didn't appreciate when people tried to steal her tasty baked treats, especially the ones she was looking forward to eating her damn self.

"Ya mind explaining why you've got my baking pan in those sticky fingers of yours?" Danii was frowning pretty deeply at that point, not sure if she wanted to shoot or just punch the mystery man in the back of the head, "And just who are you supposed to be for the record?" Too many people in masks had popped out of the wood works lately, she was having trouble keeping up with them all, but the general pattern of the outfit seemed familiar, like she had seen a picture in passing somewhere. Probably the news, but she tried not to read the paper very often, most of crap they printed now and days where lies and slander and bad press trying to tear people down.

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Tag: Spiderman!
Words: 458
Music: Carry on My Wayward Son -Kansas
Notes: What the fuckery? xD

[style=padding: 0px 10px;]Take a deep breath, don't shoot the thief even if he had just cost her a glass plate, and more importantly, the sticky buns she had been so looking forward to. Danii had to take a moment to lament them, laying there on the floor of her balcony, icing down and stuck to the ground no doubt. That was going to be a pain in the ass to fully clean off, but she didn't need to attract any more unwanted creatures. One crawling around her porch trying to steal her stuff was more then enough as far as she was concerned, "Yeah, we'll see about that," She was scowling at the back of his head.

"I have a loaded forty caliber weapon held to the back of your head and you're quoting Lord of the Rings," Danii had to raise a brow at his back at that, "I can't tell if that's really ballsy or just stupid," Seriously, lucky for him she was a fan of the movies or she would have probably been even more annoyed with that answer then anything else. This was the infamous Spiderman? Danii pursed her lips, eying him critically from behind her sunglasses, right now she was definitely not impressed. Talk about blowing your first impression.

"Ya know, the good guy doesn't normally creep around a lady's balcony and try stealing her dessert," She gently nudged him in the ribs with the barrel of the gun and Jesus Christ there wasn't exactly much under that spandex was there? No wonder he was stealing her sticky buns, he was a basically a skeleton in a spandex outfit. Danii sighed, feeling rather bad for the entire predicament, she had a bad habit of taking in strays and just generally trying to help everyone, that had become clear when she took in a seven foot tall red headed alien as a roommate, "You owe me sticky buns for this, so ya know," Carefully she uncocked the gun, the chambered round popping out and hitting the ground before she picked it up and pocketed it.

Shaking her head Danii sighed, "Come on inside, need to get you off my porch before the rest of the neighbors spot you and start havin' tit fits in this direction," Because that was seriously the last thing she wanted to deal with right about now. Motioning for him to follow her inside Danii took the pair of burgers she had been saving out of the microwave and set the plate down on the table for him, "Eat that," It was a simple command, she turned to lean against the far counter, looking away from him and back to the tv. People that wore masks had reasons, and she wasn't going to peek if he lifted it any to eat, working day in and day out with masked heroes left her with that measure of respect for privacy.

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Tag: Spiderman!
Words: 501
Music: Rise and Fall - Gemini
Notes: shes too nice xD

[style=padding: 0px 10px;]"Yes really," She grumbled, Danii hadn't actually seen Wade in days, and kept making his dinner in hopes that he'd pop up in that random way that he always did, though it all ended up getting fed to her neighbors the next day. The blonde was normally so much more chipper, but everything was getting to her in the past few days and now she was leaning against the kitchen counter staring at the tv in the kitchen with the smallest glare on her face for no reason other then that's how she was feeling at the moment.

But the Spider seemed so damn thankful for the burgers that Danii couldn't help but crack a smile, chuckling quietly even though she was generally an unhappy camper. She did tend to get that reaction a lot when it came to the burgers, but it never got old, Danii loved feeding and generally taking care of people so long as they were nice in return, nodding a little she was still smiling, a little tiredly but smiling none the less, "Yeah, it's no problem, enjoy'em their my famous DC burgers," Ever since she had perfected the stuffing people would hound her for those burgers, "...........Just try not to die, it'd be hard to explain the dead Spiderman in the kitchen," Danii said upon hearing him choke, turning just enough to make sure he was ok.

"Here," She opened the fridge, "I've got milk, orange juice, yoohoos or a can of coke," Her eyes drifted towards the poster with a small smile, getting him a drink. "Yeah actually, made him a shepherds pie while we talked about a restaurant idea. And don't worry, I wont say anything if you wont," The blonde was starting to relax a little more, less ridged now as the tension began to leave her shoulders a little more, tucking the gun into the back of her shorts as she walked back into the living room to grab her burgers before appearing in the kitchen again and sitting at the table, "Alrighty Spidey, wanna tell me what you were doin' peeping around my apartment at this time of night?" Danii asked in a relatively calm tone for someone in her situation.

The blonde always did have a way of acting like nothing totally strange was happening, even though having a man dressed as a spider sitting in her kitchen eating the burgers she had been savig for her boyfriend definitely qualified as strange in most peoples books. Taking a bite of own burger she had to take a moment just to enjoy it, "So, your an impartial party, think these things are good enough to actually sell?" Ever since the conversation with the Captain she had been wanting impartial feedback on her recipes.

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Tag: Spiderman!
Words: 579
Music: Rise and Fall - Gemini
Notes: Steeeeeeeves >>....<<....>>.....

[style=padding: 0px 10px;]"Yeah DC burgers, they're my special recipe," The blonde smiled a little from where she stood, "Ya probably outta make sure you swallow before you start choking again," Danii really, truly didn't want to explain a dead vigilante in her kitchen to anyone, and that would be really bad press for the burgers if they did get the restaurant off the ground, "That's good to know, cause I think we really might open up a spot with them, try not to spend all your money there though, I'd feel bad if we robbed people blind," Though folks always did seem to go crazy for her burgers,

Nodding Danii put her burger down and slipped over to a cabinet, pulled out a glass and quickly sidestepped to the fridge for the milk, poured him a glass of milk and set it on the table before him, "There you go, so ya don't go choking again," Smiling the woman pulled a chair out at the table and sat down, sure to keep enough of her back to him so he could eat comfortably without having to worry that she would catch a peek of his face, "Shepard's Pie sounds like a good idea, maybe chicken tenders, pizza, hotdogs, a few different sandwiches, sorry, I seem to be usin' you to bounce ideas off of," Granted after he peeping tom'ed her house, it was the least he could do really.

"Well, the sticky buns did smell really good, didn't they? Would have loved to have had a few after the burger," She said and tossed him a glance, eyebrow raising slightly as she spoke before taking a bite of her own burger. The blonde loved having a home made dessert with dinner, probably because she had a sweet tooth the size of next month, "You're lucky I didn't shoot you Spidey, but that'd look bad on my work record. I'm sure I don't have to tell you that in this city most other people probably wouldn't be quite as forgiving though," Taking another bite, she had to admit she enjoyed having some company to eat with, having gotten tired of eating at home alone, even if she didn't actually know the guest in question. Danii always had a problem with taking in strays, "If your so hungry though, we should probably keep you fed so you don't get yourself shot,"

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Tag: Spiderman!
Words: 415
Music: Rise and Fall - Gemini
Notes: Steeeeeeeves >>....<<....>>.....

[style=padding: 0px 10px;]"Ooo yes, I love a good lemonaid, sweet tea could be a summer thing perhaps? Maybe root beer floats too," Danii had a pretty amazing love of ice cream, if that hadn't just become painfully apparent by the fact that most things she suggested had something to do with ice cream, "Could have banana splits, cheesecake, cherry pie and peach cobbler as desserts," A warm peach cobbler with a scoop of vanilla ice cream was definitely a good thing, "Damn, need to finish the menu, can't forget to put breakfast items on there," She never realized how big a diner menu actually was until just now.

At this point, she sort of just waved him off, Danii never could hold a grudge and really, though she still mourned the loss of the tasty sticky buns, at this point she was more worried about how much of a pain it was going to be to clean them off her porch. Didn't need any reason to invite ants into the house, Wade leaving his dirty socks around was more then enough most of the time,"Eh, don't worry about it, I'm just wonderin' what the crazy neighbors are gonna say now," They hadn't liked her much lately, not after the shouting match with Mary, and especially not after her psychotic boyfriend had made himself at home.

Danii gave him a little bit of a grin at the question, he was polite, which was pretty rare this day and age in New York, and Danii had to wonder just what kind of guy was under the mask. Heroes really did come in all shapes and sizes after all, but she respected the mask enough not to ask, "SHIELD Agent," The way she said it, her chest puffed out a bit, pride showing deep. The blonde loved her job, even if she didn't agree with certain things, and could definitely do without some of the shady business that Fury and the board didn't tell the agents about, she believed in what she did at the end of the day, and loved to do it because of that fact.

"I got a few cats already, what's one more at this point?" Danii asked with a laugh and had another bite of her burger, "Anyway, maybe if I keep you fed ya wont go sneaking around women's porches trying to steal their sticky buns," She gave him a look, having a swig of her coke as if to punctuate the sentance, but then smiling a moment later to show that there wasn't any hard feelings by this point. Danii never could hold a grudge after all, "Plus, all kleptomania aside, you seem like a nice enough guy as it is, and I always make extra food,"

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Tag: Spiderman!
Words: I dunno like 5 something xD
Music: Rise and Fall - Gemini
Notes: she takes in strays xD