T.K.'s Lists!

[T.J. "Blue Lantern" Carson]

Okay so I thought it'd be fun if we had a thread where we can list like top 5's, 10's, 15's or what not and our opinions on each others lists for fun. Note that none of the characters listed in the lists are based off of the characters as they're played here, but as I read them in the comics. So without further ado I present to you the first list: My Top Fifteen Comic Book Characters To Party With!

15. Sam Guthrie/Cannonball- Sam is incredibly laid-back and hardly every gets too serious unless he has to. He knows how to not be serious and lay back and relax. He knows how to party hard if it comes down to it, yet still retain his laid-back persona. He is quick with a joke and is a goodhearted person. He is good-looking, funny and fun to be around. He's well written and unique and would offer color and interest to the party and add diversity among the party goers. He is a bit of a red neck hailing from a rural town in the deep south with a huge family that make a Tyler Perry movie seem like it doesn't have enough family members. Most of his family are also mutants. So you can bet he probably has tons of fun stories to share. He is also a big science fiction fan which means even more interesting topics to talk about. Sam is also incredibly polite and 'salt of the earth'. In this sense Sam is also a very nice person. He's the kind of guy who'll hold a girl's hair back while she pukes. So he'll be there through the good moments of the party and the bad. He's not the guy that's just going to leave if the party hits a slow bump or something.

14. Katherine "Kitty" Pride/Shadowcat - Kitty is good looking and knows how to let her hair down sometimes. She knows how to have fun when she does get the chance. Kitty is also one of the x-men which gives her a lot of cool stories to tell and a lot of funny stories about Wolverine, Cyclops and Gambit arguing or fighting. Despite the fact that she knows how to let her hair down and have fun, Kitty is also a sweet, caring and somewhat deep person who is cool to talk to if you do get the chance to do so.

13. Remy Lebeau/Gambit - Gambit would be an awesome guest. I can already see Remy, The Thing (smoking a cigar), Power Girl, Hal and Tony sitting around a table playing poker. Gambit is an great gambler and it'd be cool to take a shot at him. Not only that, but I'd like to have a round of darts against him too. He seems like the kind of guy that if you were on the right side of him you could sit and talk for hours making jokes and comparing past events trying to top each other. Plus I hear he makes some mean Cajun food.And c'mon? Who wouldn't want that awesome accent at their party? It makes seem cooler and makes it more diverse. Remy is a guy who would make the party more dynamic. I can see a developing bromance between him and Hal. He is laid-back and easy enough to get along with. And think of all the thief tricks and card tricks he could show you for a couple of kicks? He has a surprising amount of charm and knows his way with words very well.

12. Dick Grayson/Nightwing - Nightwing is drop dead gorgeous, however, his looks are a distant second to his incredible intelligent which means that you can have an intellectual conversation with him as well as gape. He is more than just a pretty boy. Despite being incredibly hard-working and the fact that he can get caught up in his super heroic duties, Dick knows how to relax and lay low when he has to. He is sanguine and has a certain charm to him that makes it hard for people not to like him. He can be smooth and has a nice sense of humor that goes well in a party atmosphere. He can be quite the romantic and knows how to have fun. He can be relaxed and laid-back and then serious if he needs to be. He would be a great wing man, though you should be careful that the girl doesn't fall for him before you. Dick is also highly regarded as the greatest acrobatic in the DC universe so it would be awesome to see some pretty cool gymnastics performed. Maybe he'll show off his quadruple flip by performing it by jumping off the roof of the house and into a pool?

11. Donna Troy/Wonder Girl/Troia - Donna is the girl-next-door superheroine; she's an all-American version of her sometime sister and mentor, Wonder Woman. She is incredibly driven and a perfectionist; however, above all else Donna is incredibly and uncommonly nice. She's the type of person everyone should instinctively love. She's a a prom queen and was the heart of the Teen Titan's group. As such she will be the heart of the party. Donna is so loving and nice that theoretically even the most alienated people would not resent her. She is very beautiful and well-heeled. She is sexy, yet at the same time has an innate wholesomeness and modesty about her. She just draws people to herself. She knows how to have a fun time when she gets the chance and will have a fun time.

10. Ben Grimm/The Thing - With the whole self-loathing I'm a monster thing gone, The Thing has less a chance of scaring others and feels more comfortable around other people. He'd be a great center-piece at your party as he has been everywhere and done everything so he not only has an endless supply of incredible stories to tell, but he also can relate to whatever story you tell and make funny jokes regarding it. He has that funny insulting kind of funny in which he points out other people's flaws in a brutally honest, yet hilarious manner and usually in good natured fun as not to offend anybody. He would just be very fun to be around and can give you endless advice due to the fact he has been everywhere and done everything.

9. Jennifer Walters/She-Hulk - Jen can turn into a gamma-powered bombshell so it's not a good idea to make her angry. The most interesting thing about her is that she's a lawyer in the marvel universe! Think about that for a moment. A lawyer in the marvel universe. In the marvel universe even the simplest of legal cases can be made interesting. Property disputes involving the Baxter Building, Avengers Mansion, Stark Tower or the X-mansion. Drunk drivers operating time machines. Labor laws pertaining to ageless, immortal children. Can you imagine all of the interesting stories she'd have to tell about not only the cases she's worked on, but those she'd heard about during her time practicing superhero law? It's endless. There would be no end to the amount of interesting and funny stories. Plus she's also a lawyer which means she's also smart and you can have an actual intellectual conversation with her. Did I mention that she doesn't turn into an ugly brute when she goes Hulk-mode?

8. Hal Joran/Green Lantern - Hal Jordan was a complete thrill-seeker with a thirst for danger long before he received a green lantern power ring. He was a test-pilot. His entire life has been one long exercise in proving he's not afraid of anything. This is the hilarious guy from every jackass video willing to roll off of a roof inside a shopping cart. Hal would be the entertainment for the party. You'd be up for the greatest game of truth or dare in history because he'll take any dare you throw at him and say "is that it?" Not to mention he can dream up anything with that ring of his, including a sweet sound system and then create a sound-proof protective bubble around it so that you don't piss off your neighbors and have the cops called on you for a public disturbance. The bubble would also stop any super villains from coming and crashing the party.

7. Bart Allen/Impulse/Kid Flash II - Bart Allen would be a great party guest. He's clever, smart-mouthed, quick-witted and just grateful to be at the party to begin with. He is hyper-active without annoying most people and always has something funny to say. He's the rare sort of kid who could hang out at an adult party without acting immature or trying to act like an adult. He's also very resourceful and can come in hand. If you run out of food he can make a food run in a split second making a quick run to the food store or wherever you might want to get your food. Not to mention, when the party is finally over he can clean it all up in under a second and not complain about having had to do all the work. Also, if anyone's too drunk to drive home, he can get them there in a flash without any trouble whatsoever.

6. Jamie Madrox/Multiple-Man - Jamie's power would certainly come in handy at the party. He can create many dupes which can in turn help serve food, cook, serve as a bouncer/security to make sure only people with invites get in, he could help clean up with his many duplicates and he could also send out his duplicates to pick up food. Also, his duplicates can serve as designated drivers so drink to your hearts content! Not only does Jamie's power bring a lot to the table for the party, but he is also fun to have around. He has an odd, cool sense of humor and is usually very laid-back and doesn't take too much seriously. I think out of everyone at the party the two people who would get along the most would be Powergirl and Jamie. Jamie is also very funny and knows how to make others laugh and lighten the mood.

5. Zatanna - Most magicians are reserved for young children's birthday parties in which they show lame tricks that most adults can figure out the first time around. Though that is not to say magic tricks are not cool. If you get a mature magician who knows some really awesome tricks they'd be great entertainment to have around. However, Zatanna doesn't just do tricks, she brings it to another level and does actual magic. She can turn water into into wine and should the police come she can cast a magic spell over the Cuban cigars, booze, illegal fireworks and the passed out drunk girl so that the police can't find any of it. She can enliven any dull party at any given time with her magic. However, the best part would be her ability to open doorways into other realms and to teleport people. Suddenly your partying on the Eiffel Tower or the Bahamas or King Tut's Tomb or well, you get it. You know that one obnoxious jerk at every party? Well she can legitimately make him talk out of his ass for the rest of the night.

4. Mary Jane "MJ" Watson - MJ was created to be a wild child in buttoned-downed Peter Parker's life. She has a vibrant personality and is an actress/singer/dancer/whatever which means she has no problems cutting loose. She loves to be the center of attention, yet somehow she manages to not devolve into the 'loud drunk girl at the party'. While on the surface she might seem to be a girl who just wants to have fun, she is actually a pretty deep person. So if you do get some quite time with her, she is just as much fun to talk to as she is to dance with.

3. Wade Wilson/Deadpool - Deadpool is the funny guy. The life of the party. The party guy. How could we not include him? Having him at your party would be like having a crazy version of Seth MacFarland in your house! Or having Family Guy in your house! Or having the Teddy bear Ted from that movie Ted inside your house! But instead of a talking teddy bear he's a superhero. His fourth wall jokes would be so confusing, yet somehow hilarious and his frustration would eventually end with him taking a sledgehammer to a wall. However, you don't care because you're laughing too damn hard. Besides, you've already got Bart Allen who can fix it in a under a second so it's no harm done really. He takes the best aspects of The Thing and Hal Jordan and incorporates them into himself. He'll say anything and he'll do anything. The night would inevitably turn into Hal and Wade competing to see who is less fearless. His remarks about the various trends in superhero comics and pop culture will probably piss off all of the other guests, but you'll be laughing so damn hard you wouldn't even notice.

2. Karen Starr/Power Girl - Other than her good looks, Power Girl brings some really cool attributes to your party. She seems like a cool woman. Her sense of humor and dead-pan acceptance of her body, powers and history shows she's not the kind of girl to take things too seriously which means she doesn't have much of a chance of getting into a fight with someone or argue a lot. She seems like the type who would talk to a geeky guy or a mutant that looks like some kind of monstrous abomination if they had to something interesting to say. Perhaps talk sports with the jocks. Or make some good natured jokes. Or drink any dude there other than maybe Tony Stark under the table. She has the ability to be one of the guys, while also being better to look at that the guys.

1. Tony Stark/Iron Man - Was there really any doubt? Tony Stark would be the absolute best party guest of all time. No exceptions. He'd start it all off by landing a jet or something in front of your house. He would bring with him an endless supply of money, booze and super models. Unlike Bruce Wayne whose alter-ego Batman is the worst party guest of all time, Tony doesn't pretend to like parties. He freaking loves them. Putting on the Iron Man suit doesn't change his personality. He is just Tony Stark just in armor that shoots lasers and most likely has some kind of awesome stereo built in for such occasions as the party at hand. And it will be like freaking military grade stereo. Like if you even try to put on like say Justin Beiber, it'll shoot you with a laser. I'm pretty sure he'll also pay the John William's orchestra to come up with his own theme song for when he lands the jet in front of your house and swaggers in like it's no big deal. As if everyone else came in the same way and there's a line of jets parked outside. He will have amazing and hilarious stories, can give funny insights to his teammates and overall be an extremely interesting guest. The only downfall would be that every girl would be paying more attention to him than any of the other guys.

[Harleen 'Harley Quinn' Quinzel]

TK, if you ever leave this site I would be made sad indefinitely. I love your love for comics<3
I'm going to make my list once I have time

[T.J. "Blue Lantern" Carson]

For this one I've obviously stayed away from ones like the Joker or Harley Quinn as they're obvious and what not. I tend to stick to heroes, anti-heroes and neutrals. For my second list I present to you: The Top Fifteen Worst Comic Book Characters To Party With

15) Guy Gardner/Green Lantern - Okay, so Guy might seem like he’d be a decent guy to party with. Sure his jokes and puns can be lame at times, but give him the benefit of the doubt, right? Wrong. You see, Guy is man-child ever-seeking attention-whore. And we’re already inviting Iron Man so we definitely don’t need someone who’s less funny and not as cool as Iron Man (a.k.a. everyone other than Dead Pool) trying to desperately steal all of the attention and get into the spotlight. Guy, in frustration, might even get into a fight or argument with the man of iron which will not turn out well. Guy has also been known to crash parties all because of a personal vendetta with a former teammate. Like that time he knocked Captain Atom out with a single blow while he wasn’t looking at a party. Why you ask? Because Cap hadn’t told him that Ice was killed by Overmaster . . . or something like that. Let’s also forget that we already have Green lantern, Hal Jordan who is infinitely more cooler than Guy and will completely overshadow the poor fellow the whole party and make him depressed. A depressed and frustrated man with a ring of infinite power isn’t a very good thing and has been known in the past to lead to the reemerging of Parallax. And nobody in their right mind wants Parallax at their party.


14) Clark Kent/Superman - While one may think at first that it’d be cool to have Superman at a party. However one would be wrong in thinking so. You see, Clark is a stand up guy. The kind of guy you can count on. Unfortunately he’d suck as both a wingman and as a party guest. As Clark plays up a nerdy, loser persona as Clark kent, if he comes to the party he’ll have to keep that persona which isn’t a very fun person. As Superman he’s Mister Moral and is a complete boy scout who’s going to try and talk yo uout of having a single glass of alcohol at the party. He’s going to be all scanning people with his x-ray vision and then being all high and might and take your car keys at super speed because you have a blood alcohol content of .00000005. He’s not going to be any fun at a party and he isn’t going to have you’re back in a fight either. No. He might break up the fight, but he wouldn’t condone it or have your back. When it comes to being a wingman he wouldn’t be very good because he isn’t exactly a Tony Stark with the ladies. You wouldn’t be able to pull the simplest of plays such as the one wingman acting like a drunk brute and going up to the girl of interest and acting like a jerk for you to swoop and tell him to back off before punching him in the face after he takes a swing at you. You would undoutably never use that hand again. Clark can also be very boring.

13) Johnny Storm/The Human Torch - Johnny’s a guy who seems like the perfect guy to invite to a party., He’s the funny guy of the Fantastic Four.He’s the party animal! He’s constantly going around with hot babes and partying all the time and what not. BUT DO NOT FALL FOR THIS! IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF ADMIRAL ACKBAR “IT’S A TRAP!!!” You see, Johnny is the ultimate ‘dumb blonde’. There is no dumber dumb blonde in the Marvel Universe. it is truth. just listen to Mark Millar who put it best: Johnny is the “Male version of Paris Hilton.” A hyperactive squirrel with ADHD has a longer attention span than Johnny and to make it worse he’s just one lame catchphrase after another. People say The Thing is uptight? Imagine spending all day, everyday with the male version of Paris Hilton who blurts out the first ‘catch phrase’ that comes to his head in a desperate attempt to be funny and cool that just comes off lame and wreaks of desperation. However, none of this would be too bad if Johnny didn’t have the motional range of a five year old. He’s a dude who thinks stuff like pull my finger and wet-willies are comedy gold. He’s the kind of imbecile who’ll flush a bath towel down the toilet just to see the look on your face when it backs up into the hallway. But the biggest, most insulting thing of all is that he’ll STILL end up going home with the third hottest girl (Tony Stark gets the first and second hottest) at the party.

12) Steve Rogers/Captain America - Steve Rodgers is like Scott Summers before he became a total mother fucking bad ass who puts all other bad asses to shame with his badassery. Meaning that he’s a complete and total boy scout. He’s the guy who’s going to stop you after your second drink and tell you you’ve had enough when you know that you can handle way more. He’s also a man out of time which means that he is not from around here or anywhere else during this time period. if there is one thing that the Ultimates taught me, one single thing I took from there, it’s that if you’re under eighty years old you absolutely DO NOT invite Cap to a party. He possesses a mind set and sense of humor stuck squarely (pun intended) in the 1940’s. Inviting Steve to your party is like inviting your grandfather to party hard with you. And not your cool grandpa either. No,, I’m talking about you’re really uptight one, who keeps telling girls to ‘cover up’ and stands at the keg asking everyone for ID before he lets them get a drink regardless if he knows you ‘re over twenty-one or not or if this is your fourth time in line. He complains about the music which he’ll hate because, let’s face it, our music is complete and utter trash and expects everyone out by nine so he can get a good night’s rest. The Captain America movie also taught us something very important: there is no getting Cap drunk. Which means there;s absolutely no chance of getting him to loosen up as the night goes on.

11) Kay Challis/Crazy Jane - Many of you may not know Crazy Jane. She’s a member of the Doom Patrol and basically her ‘power’ is that she has sixty-four different personalities. All of which has their own different power. Yes, I know that’s the coolest fucking comic book character concept since Dead Pool and we should all protest in the streets to get her up to a-list character level and we should start a Church of Grant Morrison to thank the man as we bow down and bask in the shadow of glory that he creates over us less inferior people. But Crazy Jane is just that: She is fucking insane. She has the worse case of schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder ever thought up. She’s prone to switch between some innocent little girl personality hiding behind someone crying her eyes out in fear to a crazy nun with a chainsaw and sixty-two other crazy things. She’s just as likely to turn around and try to murder everyone at the party as she is to order a martini and shut up.

10) Frank Castle/The Punisher - First of all, the only way Frank’s going to a party is if he thinks that there’s a drug deal going down, there’s a drug dealer there or if the party guests have something to do with mod. In which scenario he will happily drive his cool van through the wall and open fire his AK-47 on all of the attendees and be on his way once he is done. However, let’s be theoretically here and say someone manages to drag him to some party. Hopefully a black tie event/party because it’ll probably piss Frank off more. But anyway, back to the way cooler, casual no-stupid-tie-that-never-should-have-been-invented party. So Franks dragged there. He’s not going to willing start walking up to people and conversing and he’s always going to have his hand on his holster ready at any given moment to take out his gun ‘in case of an emergency’ as he sits there and broods and mutters some smack talk/shit about the ‘crappy’ music that’s playing. So then the person who brought him is going to have to go around getting people to go and interact with him to try and get him out of his shell or forcing him to interact with others. It should be noted that Deadpool is the only person I believe capable of pulling off this stunt. However, every conversation with him is going to end with how he doesn’t like police, how the world’s entirely corrupt, how he lost his family and/or how he must ‘cleanse the streets of the filth that runs amuck.’

9) Mary Marvel - Okay, everyone knows this chick. That one chick with the smoking hot body, beautiful face. She’s just all around super model - ten gorgeous. But when you build up the courage to take to her she’s the most boring person ever! She talks about her dog or cats and how much she loved some favorite show or something like Grey’s Anatomy. Mary Marvel is the quintessential poster child for goody-two-shoes and is a very mary sue character. In fact, I’m pretty sure they got the first part of Mary Sue from Mary Marvel. She’s a complete goody-two-shoes can do no wrong, mary sue character, totally bereft of personality as well as anything interesting to say. But the absolute worst part of it is that while she does look like she’s some hot babe in her twenties with a super model body, she’s actually still technically underage. This is the only situation where I will take ‘I swear! She totally looked twenty-five last night!’ as a valid excuse for sleeping with someone underage. Can you imagine falling asleep in the car together and when you wake up to police knocking on you’re car door and you realize you’re suddenly half naked in the car next to like a thirteen year old girl who looks like she could be the little sister of the girl you hooked up with the night before? Can you imagine explaining that to the police officer?

8) Terry Long - Terry Long, at least in my opinion, is just one creeping mother f’er. Just look at the guy! It sends shivers down my spine. He looks like some creepy old guy who hangs out at dance clubs still dressed 70’s/80’s disco wear and constantly swaggering up next to the young ones and making some reference to the sixty that no one understands and then he asks if they “need a ride home after.” This guy is undoubtably going to hit on all the girls who are half his age in the creepiest manner possible and even worse, they may fall for him like Donna Troy did creating one of the creepiest relationships in the history of comic books. Terry is the older, weird guy who still hangs around with people who could literally be his kids and is constantly creeping everyone out beyond belief. He’ll off-put everyone at you’re party and certain altruistic guests may feel inclined to report him to the police after the first few minutes around him. HE’S JSUT SO DAMN CREEPY!!!

7) Jason Todd/Red Hood - For many obvious reasons Jason should not be invited to the party. For one he has a crazy vendetta against criminals and is likely to shoot you in the hand when you go to take your friends keys so he won’t drive home drunk because he thought you were a pick pocketer. He’s also a real downer who’s going to sit and brood during the party. Maybe bring a yellow legal pad and make some sketches of himself killing the Joker or screwing Talia Al Ghul or beating up Tim Drake. Maybe list out and create a new plan to kill the Joker. Any attempts to talk to him will end with him walking away like you just insulted him.

6) Emma Frost - Here’s another who may seem like a great party guest choice at first. She’s a tall, beautiful, busty blonde with loose morals and who isn’t above just having a casual night with some meaningless sex after which you’ll both go your separate ways and never talk again. But in truth she would be a terrible party guest. Think of all the times a girl’s thought you were staring at her breast while she talked to you or that you weren’t listening to her or that you were staring at the hotter girl across the room or that you were only talking top her to try and get in her pants? Regardless if those times the girl was right or not, Emma here has telepathy. Which means she knwos your every thought. Ever single involuntary dirty thought that goes through your mind she knows. She knows if you’re only talking to her to get in her pants or if you’re staring at someone else or if you’re staring at her boobs. And the thing is that she’s a former villain and she is definitely a feisty person. She’s also called the ‘ice Queen’ for a reason and it isn’t because she’s nice. No. She’s incredibly mean and vain and isn’t above bitch slapping you or punching you through a wall if you anger her.

5)Hank Pym/Ant Man/like seventeen thousand other names - Hank is a guy with a lot of problems and a bad habit of losing his fucking shit all the time. Including beating and abusing his own wife, despite how much he cared for her. He’s likely to spark a lot of resentment and everyone there will likely know him or heard of him and as such every second your around him you’ll be afraid you’ll say something to set him or get him angry. everyone will constantly be darting eyes around him and whispering and he’s undoubtably at some point in the night going to get angry. And hank Pym and alcohol don’t exactly fuse together well. Chances are he’s going to get depressed and sad and maybe even burst into tears and start going into some sort of strange crying fit where he goes over everything he did wrong and how much he misses his now deceased wife and blah blah blah. Or the alcohol’ll cause him to become an angry drunk Hank Pym which isn’t much better.

4) Anna Marie/Rogue - The problem with Rogue isn’t her personality. It’s her power. Really? Are you seriously thinking about risking the safety of your party guest to invite Rogue? Someone who can kill or comatose with a single touch? Let’s not forget all the drunk idiots there who’ll try and pursue the southern beauty despite her saying no or get lost who’ll touch her without knowing about her power thereby resulting in them going into a comatose state or simply just dying on the spot. If she doesn’t wind up accidentally killing someone or putting someone in a coma, she’ll end up sitting alone in a corner somewhere feeling bad about not being able to ever feel the touch of someone ever again as her pensive side comes out and she feels like breaking down as she watches the party go around her. People touching and kissing and making out and all sorts of stuff. But the worst part that got her pushed all the way up this list from what was the thirteenth spot, is the fact that she is such a great person that you’ll feel like complete shit if you don’t comfort her regardless of if she tells you it’s okay. You’ll literally take a huge guilt trip the entire party having a crappy night knowing that you can’t do anything to help this great, nice, wonderful southern beauty and that the best you can do is be a shoulder to cry on for her and give her your condolences.

3) Bruce Banner/The Hulk - Ah Bruce Banner. The ultimate angry drunk. You see, Bruce is the exactly kind of nerdy guy who got picked on every day at school getting wedgies, wet-willies, swirlies and being forced to give bullies his lunch money. Of course, we all know what’ll happen if they try and do so at the twentieth year High School reunion. The thing is that he’s the nerdy guy who is undoubtably going to get some drink dumped over his head by some bigger mean bully. Only the number one and two spots on this list have more baggage than Bruce here and for someone with his anger issues that’s not good. And could you imagine the Hulk with alcohol? I mean, seriously? Are you asking to die? Putting Bruce Banner and a keg in the same general area? I seriously question the sanity of anyone who’ll go into the same room as bruce and a keg. Tough it might be a good idea to hold this said party for the sole purpose of cleansing the gene pool of morons. No doubt it would end Johnny Storm. Bruce is the ultimate ‘Angry Drunk’ stereotype. Any little thing might set him off once he starts drinking as I assume he’ll have way less control over his emotions when drinking/drunk. Bring Bruce to the party and you will undoubtably end up with him turning into the Hulk sooner or later. He’ll go on a complete drunken Hulk rampage, which I assume would be awesome, and end up with the destruction of you’re whole town/city and that’s if you’re lucky! He may just destroy your entire state. And all of that because yo unwanted to make the nerdy loser feel better by inviting him to hang out with the cool kids. bruce is a good guy ,but trust me: it isn’t worth it.

2) Bruce Wayne/Batman - Batman, in every single meaning of the word, is THAT guy. He takes the absolute worst aspects of Terry Long, Jason Todd, The Punisher and Captain America. He’s super creepy and intrusive. Most likely going through everyone’s coats in the bedroom looking for “clues”. Bruce has a major stick up his ass which also happens to be in mud and he doesn’t drink, smoke, tell jokes or laugh at jokes, regardless if it’s the funniest thing he’s ever heard.Plus he’s got very serious anger issues and will most likely put the first guy to crack a joke about his relationship with Robin through a wall. every conversation will end with him talking about his dead parents, his parents death, how he’s ‘BATMAN!’, how he’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs and how he “is the night!’ And God help you if you have bootleg DVDs, cuban cigars, fireworks (New York’s no fun, proof: fire works = illegal), or pirated cable. He’s probably go on you’re computer and search it and find all of the things you illegally downloaded like your music and movies. he’s also very reclusive. Everyone knows that one weird guy at every party who just hangs out in the back ,watching what everybody else is doing, yet not dancing or talking with anyone himself? He’s pretty intense and absolutely no on will admit to having invited him. While there is no doubt batman’s awesome and really cool he’s also all of the above and more - including creepy-quite. By the end of the night Batman would have gone through your medicine cabinet and underwear draw, downloaded all of your emails and secure files from your computer and freaked out enough people to permanently ensure that you will never, ever throw a successful party again.

1) Thaddeuss Ross - You thought it was going to be BAtman didn’t you? Well you were wrong! Thaddeuss Ross would totally be the worst. He takes all of the worst parts of the Hulk, Jason Todd, Hank Pym, Steve Rogers, Frank Castle and Clark Kent. You see, Thunderbolt here has a very, very long track record with the military and has shown to be prone to having complete mental meltdowns in his career as well as both an anger problem and a tendency to flip/freak out on people. If that wasn’t enough they’ve gone and made him the Red Hulk now. Which means that he’s going to suddenly turn into the Red Hulk and brutally murder everyone at your entire party and town and most likely destroy your entire state as well as a large part of your country. He’s going to sit there mumbling to himself about how much the party sucks when nobody really wants him there and no one will admit to inviting the guy. He’s sitting there drinking, but you don’t want to tell him to leave because he looks scary and is a military man so it would disrespectful. He’s incredibly intrusive and probably knows the background information of everyone at the party thanks to the military. Every conversation with him is going to turn into some long drawn out conversation about his ‘ungrateful daughter chasing after some lunatic with anger management problems’ and he’s going to get piss drunk and have a mental breakdown that you’re going to have to deal with as he cries about all of the failure s of his life and how he’s never been able to catch the Hulk and how he’s lost his daughter to a monster and how everything in life sucks for him. Any little thing can set him off and he’ll probably stand at the bar forcing everyone to show their I.D. even if they’re fifty and he’s not going to shut the hell up about how much he hates the music and how the music back in his day was better or how ‘kids had respect back in my day’, etc. he’s also incredibly impulsive and insulting and will no doubt piss off every single guest by the end of the night until it’s just you and him and then he’ll pass out drunk on your couch and he’ll stay there for a week because the military cut him off because of a very rcent mental breakdown and when you finally get the courage to tell him to leave out comes the Red Hulk to kill you and everyone and everything you hold dear and near to your heart.