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Post by selene on Jul 16, 2012 20:32:28 GMT -5
To Nightwing
(804):
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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Dead Man Walking
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Post by Jack "The Joker" Napier on Jul 17, 2012 7:40:41 GMT -5
To Dick:
(419):
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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Post by zara on Jul 20, 2012 1:43:55 GMT -5
To Joker;
(816):
I hate your face
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Tits Barbie
I Pledge Allegiance
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Post by Danii "LadyLiberty" Washington on Jul 21, 2012 12:06:01 GMT -5
To Zara:
(617):
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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Post by marvelous on Jul 21, 2012 12:22:10 GMT -5
To Dani:
(906):
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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Post by Lilith 'Liath' Byrne on Jul 22, 2012 9:26:06 GMT -5
To Mary
(757):
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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Post by pietro on Jul 22, 2012 22:28:40 GMT -5
To Lilith:
(567):
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good.
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Post by amanda on Jul 22, 2012 22:46:52 GMT -5
To Pietro:
(212):
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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Post by pietro on Jul 22, 2012 22:55:18 GMT -5
To Wanda:
(954):
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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Post by amanda on Jul 22, 2012 23:01:18 GMT -5
To Pietro:
(636):
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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Post by pietro on Jul 22, 2012 23:05:01 GMT -5
To Wanda:
(505):
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
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Tits Barbie
I Pledge Allegiance
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Post by Danii "LadyLiberty" Washington on Jul 24, 2012 13:25:31 GMT -5
To Pietro:
(540):
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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Post by pietro on Jul 25, 2012 21:57:19 GMT -5
To Dani:
(718):
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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Tits Barbie
I Pledge Allegiance
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Post by Danii "LadyLiberty" Washington on Jul 26, 2012 7:40:28 GMT -5
To Pietro:
(208):
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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Post by pietro on Jul 26, 2012 21:44:11 GMT -5
To Dani:
(402):
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
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