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Post by machineman on Apr 7, 2013 19:13:27 GMT -5
Say hello to X-51, better known as Aaron Stack or Machine Man. He's a sentient nanomachine-based intelligence that enjoys solving puzzles, explosions, and beer. Aaron has been a member of too many teams to list, including The Avengers, Nextwave, SHIELD, and ARMOR. He refers to humans as "fleshy ones" and can turn into a walking Swiss Army Knife. FRIENDS. He currently works for SHIELD, but that doesn't mean he likes his teammates. Actually he hates most humans. They're boring. And stupid. ENEMIES. Terrorists, super-villains, feminists, religious fanatics all fall into this one. Oh, and of course, people who are absolutely terrified of robots and computers. LOVERS. Yes, even nanotech-based beings can feel emotions. Aaron has implied that he's capable of impregnating women, he seems to have an obsession with breasts, and he's admitted to frequenting prostitutes, possibly with the prostitute dressing up as Elsa Bloodstone. Still, he's an android, so he's an equal opportunity lover.
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Tits Barbie
I Pledge Allegiance
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Post by Danii "LadyLiberty" Washington on Apr 8, 2013 15:30:19 GMT -5
Two for you: Sharon and Aaron; She's a SHIELD agent, I'm sure they probably get on like oil and water.........with a match. MmmMmm friction, should totally have an obnoxious, I-dont-like-you-either thread 8| Danii and Aaron; Also SHIELD agent, giant rack, so there could be possible obsessive hilarity, possibly. Hitting on her might cause a Deadpool appearance though, which could be further hilarity actually
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Post by machineman on Apr 9, 2013 0:34:09 GMT -5
Aaron and Sharon - Aaron is the opposite of serious (being a nihilistic android will do that to you), so these two would absolutely hate each other, yes. Them having to work together would end up in Agent Carter being continuously pranked and Aaron constantly having to dodge her bullets.
Aaron and Danii - You would think that, but I saw in your posts that Danii's currently pregnant, so he'll probably just end up making comments such as, "You have ruined your life and your body because of your parasite. I am very, very disappointed." Deadpool and Machine Man fighting each other would literally cause a collapse in the space-time continuum as well, so MAYBE I'll do it just for that sake.
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