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It all started when a crystal dropped into existence, punched a hole in time and space and landed into the lap of one the most insane men to ever walk the Earth.
At first, the clown didn't know what he had been gifted with, stuck in his cell in Arkham, staring at the reddish purple crystal laying innocently on the dirty stone floor.
And then the voices started, telling him of another universe, talking of power and chaos beyond what he could have ever dreamed.
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LET THEM KNOW WE
WONT BACK DOWN
a marvel/dc roleplay
RPer's Say the Darndest Things
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"Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
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Post by Tony "Iron Man" Stark on Jul 14, 2012 23:17:13 GMT -5
Like Loki was saying earlier, we come from a site where there is a Quotations thread. Basically, if anything really awesome or funny is said in a thread or in the C-Box (mostly the C-Box, because hilarity ensues often there), then it should be kept for all-time to be viewed by other site members. So, when there is something funny or awesome said, be sure to copy it down and post it as a reply in this thread! I'll start!
(After a conversation in the C-Box died down)
14 Jul 12, 10:12 PM Deadpool: I'm gonna take this time to plant the C-4, *whistling*
14 Jul 12, 10:12 PM Deadpool: Aannd one more on Loki's back...
Stark: HEY! Not in my lab!
14 Jul 12, 10:12 PM Deadpool: We're done here! *Detonates and leaves*
14 Jul 12, 10:13 PM Stark: ....It took me three movies to make all of those things.
14 Jul 12, 10:13 PM Miles: Lol Deadpool
14 Jul 12, 10:13 PM Stark: Four if you count Incredible Hulk's.
Loki: did someone just punch me in the back?
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Does whatever a spider can
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Post by Peter "Spider-Man" Parker on Jul 14, 2012 23:37:39 GMT -5
14 Jul 12, 10:09 PM Stark: (Aim's not working, dude. Gimme a sex.) 14 Jul 12, 10:09 PM Stark: (SEX DAMNIT) 14 Jul 12, 10:09 PM August: (....No thanks on the sex) 14 Jul 12, 10:09 PM Deadpool: (Sex.) 14 Jul 12, 10:09 PM Stark: (***** SEC) 14 Jul 12, 10:09 PM August: (You're. like....old. and not my type)
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Post by pietro on Jul 23, 2012 22:00:04 GMT -5
Just had to post this! 23 Jul 12, 10:59 PM Pietro (Alexandria): Yes there was Wanda, deal with it. 23 Jul 12, 10:59 PM Stark: Coulda fooled me. 23 Jul 12, 10:58 PM Devi B.: hey, thats not what that is for StarkyPoo 8I 23 Jul 12, 10:58 PM Wanda (Amanda): There is no orgy! How many times do I have to say that! 23 Jul 12, 10:58 PM Z: O.o 23 Jul 12, 10:58 PM Stark: You know what? I'm just gonna be over here. Playing Galaga on a SHIELD computer. 23 Jul 12, 10:58 PM Pietro (Alexandria): You just walked in on a surprise twin orgy. And no, you do not. It was definitely NOT one of your pets. 23 Jul 12, 10:58 PM Devi B.: Dont ask Tony 23 Jul 12, 10:58 PM Wanda (Amanda): Do I even wanna know where you found the mountain lion? 23 Jul 12, 10:57 PM Pietro (Alexandria): Oh, hey Tony! 23 Jul 12, 10:57 PM Pietro (Alexandria): They just piss them off, and get you in more trouble. 23 Jul 12, 10:57 PM Wanda (Amanda): Nah. You don't say. 23 Jul 12, 10:57 PM Pietro (Alexandria): Pointy sticks don't apparently defeat mountain lions. 23 Jul 12, 10:57 PM Stark: ...what the hell did I walk in on? 23 Jul 12, 10:56 PM Wanda (Amanda): Oh yeah, whatever happened to that mountain lion? 23 Jul 12, 10:55 PM Wanda (Amanda): Ugh, whatever. 23 Jul 12, 10:55 PM Pietro (Alexandria): Well, then that's why it was a surprise. 23 Jul 12, 10:55 PM Devi B.: Soo gonna walk away from this one xD 23 Jul 12, 10:54 PM Wanda (Amanda): I did not. At no point did I say sure. 23 Jul 12, 10:54 PM Pietro (Alexandria): You agreed to the orgy, Mrs. Santa Claus. 23 Jul 12, 10:54 PM Wanda (Amanda): That was all you. I just wanted to start a swedish band with you. 23 Jul 12, 10:54 PM Pietro (Alexandria): No, I don't want to flirt with you! I'm bisexual, not incestual. 23 Jul 12, 10:54 PM Devi B.: oh god xD 23 Jul 12, 10:53 PM Pietro (Alexandria): //Well, if you read the "Texts From Last Night" Devi... They are planning a suprise orgy when drunk.// 23 Jul 12, 10:53 PM Wanda (Amanda): You don't want to flirt with your sister, brother dearest?? 23 Jul 12, 10:53 PM Wanda (Amanda): 23 Jul 12, 10:52 PM Devi B.: xD 23 Jul 12, 10:52 PM Pietro (Alexandria): //No, Pietro wants to flirt with his sister all night. Of course as Dick!//
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"Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
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Post by Tony "Iron Man" Stark on Jul 23, 2012 23:23:23 GMT -5
(Read the above from the bottom up!)
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"Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
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Post by Tony "Iron Man" Stark on Jul 28, 2012 23:12:18 GMT -5
(Read from the bottom up!)
Stark: I don't know. He's YOUR brother.
29 Jul 12, 12:06 AM Stark: Calls her the keeper of the rainbow bridge?
29 Jul 12, 12:05 AM Stark: He calls her Heimdall or something like that.
29 Jul 12, 12:05 AM Loki: What even
29 Jul 12, 12:05 AM Loki: (Daw . I sorry. We can laugh at the little hero in the topic. Let the quips fly?)
29 Jul 12, 12:05 AM Deadpool: ((fucking autocorrect what the fucj(
29 Jul 12, 12:05 AM Stark: Rainbow Dash is his favorite.
29 Jul 12, 12:05 AM Stark: He's watching My Little Pony in the living room.
Loki: Though did anyone notice that. When I arrived. Thor Seems to have But vanished.
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Tits Barbie
I Pledge Allegiance
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Post by Danii "LadyLiberty" Washington on Jul 29, 2012 19:57:18 GMT -5
Everyone's hot tubing, that's all you need to know
29 Jul 12, 08:54 PM Loki: Stay over there deadpool. Away from my naked form 29 Jul 12, 08:54 PM Mary Bromfield: I dont do twitter 29 Jul 12, 08:53 PM Deadpool: I follow you anywhere Loki. -winks-
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Tits Barbie
I Pledge Allegiance
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Post by Danii "LadyLiberty" Washington on Jul 29, 2012 20:24:39 GMT -5
Oh and that too
29 Jul 12, 09:15 PM Danii Washington: Oh hey there Thor -waves-
29 Jul 12, 09:15 PM Loki: Because I have Swagger.
29 Jul 12, 09:15 PM Danii Washington: Wade, what are you lookin' at? o.O
29 Jul 12, 09:15 PM Thor: ....and one man.
29 Jul 12, 09:14 PM Thor: whats this? Laufeyson, how hast thou comest to be in a hot bath with all these beautiful women?
29 Jul 12, 09:14 PM Deadpool: Yeah. People might think that. *dramatic hamster look towards the camera*
29 Jul 12, 09:14 PM Loki: Like I stated, you mortals are strange
29 Jul 12, 09:13 PM Danii Washington: I bet most people think your some dude pretending to be the god of mischief
29 Jul 12, 09:11 PM Loki: I have no time for it
29 Jul 12, 09:11 PM Danii Washington: yeah, but everyone needs a hobby
29 Jul 12, 09:10 PM Loki: you mortals are strange
29 Jul 12, 09:10 PM Danii Washington: because they have no lives and find it fun to pretend to be someone else I suppose? o.o
29 Jul 12, 09:09 PM Deadpool: What Danii? Someone pretending to be a Fictional character? -turns towards the camera slowly- why that would be... Role playing... -wide eyed stare at the camera-
29 Jul 12, 09:09 PM Loki: But why would. A human which to be a sponge?
29 Jul 12, 09:08 PM Danii Washington: someone's pretending to be the character
29 Jul 12, 09:07 PM Loki: But how does one converse with that which does not exsist ....
29 Jul 12, 09:07 PM Deadpool: What do ya have a hard time believing? Ollie's relaxation?
29 Jul 12, 09:07 PM Danii Washington: Spongebob Squarepants. Obnoxious yellow sponge character that lives in a pineapple under the sea
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Suck it, Wolverine.
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Post by Wade "Deadpool" Wilson on Jul 29, 2012 20:44:01 GMT -5
After Danii got out of the hot tub and put he clothes back on... Read in the characters voices for 100% humor
Thor: And Lady Danii, thank you for a wonderful image I shalt cherish on lonely nights.
Green Arrow: Thor, here's a hint. That's mighty creepy. You'll scare all the fine ladies away!
Deadpool: Dude. What the fuuuuhuhuhuck. Go watch some porn on your lonely nights.
Loki: Yes, I will down this bottle now... <kicks the bottle back>
...and Loki drank the night away.
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Post by Devi B. on Jul 30, 2012 19:43:40 GMT -5
And Danii will forever be known as Tits Barbie
30 Jul 12, 08:38 PM Danii Washington: -shoots at Harley- WHO YOU CALLIN TITS BARBIE?! 30 Jul 12, 08:38 PM Deadpool: I AM between you and tits Barbie. I mean Danii. 30 Jul 12, 08:38 PM Deadpool: -gets out his Uzi and sprays it at the bitch- 30 Jul 12, 08:37 PM Harley Quinn: o.o..... -gets out a mallet- This is between me and Tits Barbie >8D 30 Jul 12, 08:37 PM Deadpool: -enters the room- DANII I LOVE YOOUUUUOOOOOLY SHIT HARLEY QUINN! 30 Jul 12, 08:37 PM Harley Quinn: -stands up- OH?? -chases after then- >8D 30 Jul 12, 08:37 PM Deadpool: Okay. No lies then. Go in there and tell her. You almost did earlier. Do it now or you lose foreve. No! Yes. Do it. DON'T WANNA. DOOOOO IIIIII
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Dead Man Walking
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Post by Jack "The Joker" Napier on Aug 4, 2012 15:40:48 GMT -5
Honestly Stark xD
4 Aug 12, 04:36 PM Tony Stark: *waits til third second, then recoils* 4 Aug 12, 04:36 PM Starfire: (Dinner's ready, back in a bit >3<) 4 Aug 12, 04:35 PM Danii Washington: Stark, less then two seconds to get your hands off or I break your fingers e.e 4 Aug 12, 04:35 PM Tony Stark: ....and? 4 Aug 12, 04:35 PM Danii Washington: (bubbles 8I xD) 4 Aug 12, 04:35 PM Tony Stark: (...weird ass siblings....) 4 Aug 12, 04:35 PM Danii Washington: ............thats my chest your touchin e.e 4 Aug 12, 04:34 PM Tony Stark: *steals Danii's bubble* Mine.
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'' i want a lawya! i want a docta! i want a cheese sandwich!
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Post by Harleen 'Harley Quinn' Quinzel on Aug 13, 2012 18:10:15 GMT -5
Devi B. Damned says your not a person your a caricature
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For SCIENCE!
Love is when you want a kiss and you get bit
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Post by Eve Amherst on Aug 27, 2012 13:42:46 GMT -5
27 Aug 12, 02:40 PM Eve Amherst: Oo really cant take a joke -tosses hands up in surrender- 27 Aug 12, 02:40 PM Atrocitus: I have no qualms in reducing you to the same puddle as the wall. 27 Aug 12, 02:38 PM Eve Amherst: Green Lanterns, heard of those, mainly cause that Green Lantern is a hottie. So your like the embodiment of PMS? 27 Aug 12, 02:35 PM Atrocitus: And you don't wish to burn, child. *He glances over his shoulder, before turning back* Red Lanterns. Beings of rage, blood and anger. We are more than those pitiful Green or Sinestro Corps members.
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Falcone Crime Boss
When god is gone and the Devil takes hold who'll have mercy on your soul?
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Post by Dominique Falcone on Sept 15, 2012 14:04:35 GMT -5
Blue: But yeah, Flash will just run really fast, Wonder Woman will be a skantily clad slut, and Aquaman will spend all his time talking to fish. 15 Sep 12, 03:03 PM Devi B.: -brofist- 15 Sep 12, 03:03 PM Dominique: there is no way that itsnt getting quoted 15 Sep 12, 03:03 PM Blue: xD 15 Sep 12, 03:02 PM Devi B.: xD 15 Sep 12, 03:02 PM Devi B.: Blue, yer so my buddy 15 Sep 12, 03:02 PM Devi B.: dadum dum 15 Sep 12, 03:02 PM Dominique: o_o 15 Sep 12, 03:02 PM Blue: Who couldn't direct an orgasm at a sperm bank. 15 Sep 12, 03:02 PM Loki: Maybe we can hear what he has to say now 15 Sep 12, 03:02 PM Johnny: I hope Adrianne Palecki gets WW Blue: Brett Ratner. 15 Sep 12, 03:02 PM Loki: But I'm glad bale wot be batman
BLUE FOR THE WIN.
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For SCIENCE!
Love is when you want a kiss and you get bit
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Post by Eve Amherst on Sept 17, 2012 1:08:02 GMT -5
Cause Eve and Dom are pervs
17 Sep 12, 01:57 AM Loki: I am not sure I understand your Midgardian humor
17 Sep 12, 01:56 AM Dominique: Oh does it? -raise brow, snick-
17 Sep 12, 01:56 AM Eve Amherst: theres a penis joke in there somewhere -sips-
17 Sep 12, 01:56 AM Loki: My Anatomny works quite well, thank you
17 Sep 12, 01:55 AM Eve Amherst: -takes a step back- o.e
17 Sep 12, 01:55 AM Dominique: I'm glad your ears work.
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Falcone Crime Boss
When god is gone and the Devil takes hold who'll have mercy on your soul?
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Post by Dominique Falcone on Sept 29, 2012 13:12:26 GMT -5
READ FROM BOTTOM UP.
Wolfie: Tony worships.... himself. 29 Sep 12, 02:09 PM Puzzle: Dom is my messiah 29 Sep 12, 02:09 PM Iron Blue: We all do 29 Sep 12, 02:09 PM Puzzle: Oh I worship Dom Iron Blue: Trust Dom's judgement 29 Sep 12, 02:08 PM Iron Blue: Dom knows all c:
Don't worry, Wolfie. Stark will get with the program soon enough. ;]
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FORUM SKIN BY KATYA OF GANGNAM-STYLE
do not steal
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