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It all started when a crystal dropped into existence, punched a hole in time and space and landed into the lap of one the most insane men to ever walk the Earth.
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And then the voices started, telling him of another universe, talking of power and chaos beyond what he could have ever dreamed.
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LET THEM KNOW WE
WONT BACK DOWN
a marvel/dc roleplay
RPer's Say the Darndest Things
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2013 8:08:33 GMT -5
Loki: <bro fist> I only kill when it is required, most of the time.
1 Apr 13, 01:51 AM Eve Amherst: as long as ya aint tryin' to kill me, your cool with me -brofist for loki-
THEBROFISTSSSSS
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"Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
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Post by Tony "Iron Man" Stark on Apr 2, 2013 1:28:17 GMT -5
(FROM THE BOTTOM UP)
August: XDD
2 Apr 13, 02:26 AM August: dsfkjksf
2 Apr 13, 02:26 AM Wolfie the Dead: WONDERWOLF POWERS ACTIVATE! FORM OF COCKBLOCK!
2 Apr 13, 02:25 AM Wolfie the Dead: oh God XD
2 Apr 13, 02:25 AM Wolfie the Dead: He's stopped her and Tony from having sex soooo many times
2 Apr 13, 02:25 AM August: they can form a pack
2 Apr 13, 02:25 AM August: jayna can turn into a wolf too
2 Apr 13, 02:25 AM August: XDD
2 Apr 13, 02:25 AM Wolfie the Dead: Eve calls Fenris the "cockblock wolf"
2 Apr 13, 02:24 AM Wolfie the Dead: She and Fenris can go cockblock together 8|
2 Apr 13, 02:24 AM Wolfie the Dead: PFFFT
2 Apr 13, 02:24 AM August: jayna the cockblock
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'' i want a lawya! i want a docta! i want a cheese sandwich!
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Post by Harleen 'Harley Quinn' Quinzel on Apr 2, 2013 13:03:11 GMT -5
2 Apr 13, 02:01 PM Wolfie: XDDD jkjkjk 2 Apr 13, 02:01 PM Wolfie: "You can turn into a hot chick? All right, I'm down." 2 Apr 13, 02:00 PM Devi B.: yep xD 2 Apr 13, 01:59 PM Wolfie: Basically Tony and Loki just got tired of everyone's shit, man. 2 Apr 13, 01:59 PM Wolfie: "So thaaaat's how it happened." 2 Apr 13, 01:59 PM Wolfie: XD 2 Apr 13, 01:59 PM Dommeh: Won't back down: the origins of FrostIron 2 Apr 13, 01:58 PM Dommeh: XD right? 2 Apr 13, 01:53 PM Wolfie: It pretty much happened in the same way as Danii and Tony being unofficial siblings, I guess. 8| He forms weird-ass relationships with people. 2 Apr 13, 01:49 PM Wolfie: I dunno how Loki and Stark became sort-of-friends on this board. XD But I like it. They're both just like "Meh. You're gonna die someday. But until that day comes LET'S DRINK TOGETHER. " 2 Apr 13, 01:48 PM Wolfie: We don't even try to kill each other on a daily basis.
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Post by "Wonder Twin" Jayna on Apr 2, 2013 14:56:45 GMT -5
(bottom to top, poor girls XD <3 )
Eve Amherst: cause this is gettin' really old
2 Apr 13, 03:55 PM Peter Parker: ( XDDD )
2 Apr 13, 03:55 PM Eve Amherst: we really do -takes, has a swing-
2 Apr 13, 03:55 PM Dominique: -gulps a big bunch of alcohol, hands a bottle to eve- we need to get superpowers 8l
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Falcone Crime Boss
When god is gone and the Devil takes hold who'll have mercy on your soul?
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Post by Dominique Falcone on Apr 2, 2013 19:12:24 GMT -5
2 Apr 13, 08:09 PM Peter Parker: 8| *turns to tony and stark's convo*
Tony and Loki were talking xD
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Falcone Crime Boss
When god is gone and the Devil takes hold who'll have mercy on your soul?
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Post by Dominique Falcone on Apr 3, 2013 14:42:56 GMT -5
3 Apr 13, 03:41 PM Lor: *Comes back with mango tree in one hand and pineapple tree in another* I didn't know how many you needed
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"We found the loch ness monster..."
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Post by BlueJii! on Apr 4, 2013 6:58:12 GMT -5
Bottom to top! ----------------------------------
ArtiBlueno!werk: I'll fill your sex joke quota... 4 Apr 13, 07:37 AM Devi B. Ded: like nike 8| later loki 8| 4 Apr 13, 07:37 AM Devi B. Ded: BLUE QUOTE THIS SHIT WHEN YOU GET BACK. DON'T ARGUE JUST DO IT 4 Apr 13, 07:36 AM Loki: ¡sı ʇı ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ƃuıuɹoɯ ɹo ʇɥƃıu 4 Apr 13, 07:36 AM Devi B. Ded: I think i fillef my sex joke quota for the day already, so I'm going to go be unconcious for a while 4 Apr 13, 07:35 AM Loki: ʇıɥs sıɥʇ ǝʇonb ɹǝʇʇǝq ǝuoǝɯos 4 Apr 13, 07:35 AM Loki: ʎɐʞo 4 Apr 13, 07:34 AM Devi B. Ded: but yes, bed 8| 4 Apr 13, 07:34 AM Devi B. Ded: :| 4 Apr 13, 07:34 AM Devi B. Ded: did you just ask me if you should be on top? cause only if you've got the leather is the answer 4 Apr 13, 07:33 AM Loki: ¿ʇǝʎ pǝq oʇ ƃuıoƃ ǝq ı plnoɥs os 4 Apr 13, 07:32 AM Devi B. Ded: I REQUIRE NAPS 4 Apr 13, 07:32 AM Devi B. Ded: 8| it better be strange blue 4 Apr 13, 07:32 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: brb I need to eat I'm dying 4 Apr 13, 07:32 AM Loki: ʍollıd ʎɯ sı ǝsıodıɹnod ǝɥʇ 4 Apr 13, 07:32 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I'll show you Sparta...*brow waggle* 4 Apr 13, 07:31 AM Devi B. Ded: THIS IS SPARTA -BOOTS- 4 Apr 13, 07:31 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: FATHER 4 Apr 13, 07:31 AM Devi B. Ded: YES WELL 4 Apr 13, 07:31 AM Loki: pnol ʇno ƃuıʎɹɔ ɹoɟ ıʞol ɯɐ ı pǝʇɔǝdxǝ ǝq oʇ sʇɐɥʇ llǝʍ ArtiBlueno!werk: FENRIS 4 Apr 13, 07:31 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: AM 4 Apr 13, 07:31 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: ...I 4 Apr 13, 07:31 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: MY EYES ARE GREEN 4 Apr 13, 07:30 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I'M FAIRLY COVERED IN HAIR 4 Apr 13, 07:30 AM Loki: uɐɯ oɯǝp ǝq oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ noʎ 4 Apr 13, 07:30 AM Devi B. Ded: loki is typing in tongues :| 4 Apr 13, 07:30 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I'M PARTIALLY SCANDINAVIAN 4 Apr 13, 07:30 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I'M BIG 4 Apr 13, 07:30 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: ...WAIT 4 Apr 13, 07:30 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: 'Cause they're Loki green? 4 Apr 13, 07:30 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: And you like my eyes? 4 Apr 13, 07:30 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Because it hurts my eyes? 4 Apr 13, 07:30 AM Devi B. Ded: :| 4 Apr 13, 07:30 AM Devi B. Ded: and I don't mean that hooker either 4 Apr 13, 07:30 AM Loki: ¿ʇou ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʎɥʍ ǝsnɐɔ ʎɐp ƃuıʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ sıɥʇ ƃuıop dǝǝʞ oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯ,ı ʞuıɥʇ ı 4 Apr 13, 07:29 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Or listened to a Stephen Fry documentery... 4 Apr 13, 07:29 AM Devi B. Ded: the world is gonna be sucked into a black hole now 4 Apr 13, 07:29 AM K: Lawls 4 Apr 13, 07:29 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: If I wanted my mind blown, I'd hire a psychic hooker 8l 4 Apr 13, 07:29 AM Loki: uosɹǝd ʇɐɥʇ ɥo 4 Apr 13, 07:29 AM K: Because you wanted your mind blown??? 4 Apr 13, 07:29 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS OF MY INNER MONOLOGUE 4 Apr 13, 07:29 AM Devi B. Ded: you unlocked the secret 4 Apr 13, 07:29 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: WHY DOES THIS BOTH IMPRESS AND CONFUSE ME? 4 Apr 13, 07:29 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: WHY AM I NOTICING IT NOW? 4 Apr 13, 07:28 AM Devi B. Ded: congrats blue 4 Apr 13, 07:28 AM K: I play Ivy 4 Apr 13, 07:28 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: WHY HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE 4 Apr 13, 07:28 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Is just Alpha beta put together and an A gone at the end... 4 Apr 13, 07:28 AM Loki: l: op oʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ı os ʎɐld ʞ sǝop oɥʍ 'ʎɐʞo 4 Apr 13, 07:28 AM Devi B. Ded: REVENGE FOR YOUR HORRID SPELLING 4 Apr 13, 07:28 AM K: *continues to poke* 4 Apr 13, 07:28 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Alphabet... 4 Apr 13, 07:28 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I just realised... 4 Apr 13, 07:28 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: ohfuck 4 Apr 13, 07:28 AM K: Ahhhhhh. Tee hee - I was not attacking.... just poking 4 Apr 13, 07:28 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: THE WALKING ALPHABET 4 Apr 13, 07:27 AM Devi B. Ded: THE ALPHABET IS ATTACKING 4 Apr 13, 07:27 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: How do you fuck with one letter? 4 Apr 13, 07:27 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: There was a time when we were all changing our names for lawls, and someone else used the name Z and she changed it to K cause...well... 4 Apr 13, 07:27 AM Loki: ɹǝʇʇǝl ɐ sʇı ʍouʞ ı 4 Apr 13, 07:27 AM K: I is a K 4 Apr 13, 07:27 AM Loki: ¿ʞ ɐ sı llǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ 4 Apr 13, 07:27 AM Devi B. Ded: THERE IS A LETTER POKING Me 4 Apr 13, 07:27 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: LONG STORY 4 Apr 13, 07:27 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Not Z xD 4 Apr 13, 07:27 AM K: Z? 4 Apr 13, 07:27 AM K: hiiii :) 4 Apr 13, 07:27 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Z? 4 Apr 13, 07:27 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Wait...K... 4 Apr 13, 07:27 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: O hai K 4 Apr 13, 07:26 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: We made her giggle a lot 4 Apr 13, 07:26 AM Loki: <ʞɔıʇs dɹɐɥs ɐ ɥʇıʍ ıʌǝp sǝʞod> 4 Apr 13, 07:26 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Here lies Devi 4 Apr 13, 07:26 AM K: *pokes* 4 Apr 13, 07:26 AM Devi B. Ded: 8| 4 Apr 13, 07:26 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: she ded 4 Apr 13, 07:26 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I think we broke Devimeister 4 Apr 13, 07:26 AM Devi B.: -flops- 4 Apr 13, 07:25 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: BECAUSE THAT'S CHEATING 4 Apr 13, 07:25 AM Devi B.: WITCHCRAFT 4 Apr 13, 07:25 AM Loki: ¿ʇou ʎɥʍ 4 Apr 13, 07:25 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: GAWSH 4 Apr 13, 07:25 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: WITH THE LAPTOP UPSIDE DOWN 4 Apr 13, 07:25 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I MEAN IRL 4 Apr 13, 07:25 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: NOT LIKE THAT DAMN IT 4 Apr 13, 07:25 AM Loki: ǝǝs ʍou ʇı ƃuıop 4 Apr 13, 07:25 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: *genius* 4 Apr 13, 07:25 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: THAT WAY YOU'RE READING THE RIGHT WAY AND TYPING COMFY 4 Apr 13, 07:24 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: THE CNTRL ARROW KEY WAY 4 Apr 13, 07:24 AM Devi B.: the challange 8| 4 Apr 13, 07:24 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: IT'S SIDEWAYS ON DISPLAY 4 Apr 13, 07:24 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: SO THAT 4 Apr 13, 07:24 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: SET YOUR SCREEN 4 Apr 13, 07:24 AM Loki: done it before 4 Apr 13, 07:24 AM Loki: I CAN DO THAT 4 Apr 13, 07:24 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: NO 4 Apr 13, 07:24 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: NO 4 Apr 13, 07:24 AM Loki: what does yourphone have to do 4 Apr 13, 07:24 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: wait 4 Apr 13, 07:24 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: TYPE upside down. 8l 4 Apr 13, 07:24 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: NO WORM BRAINS NO 4 Apr 13, 07:24 AM Devi B.: MY PHONE HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO 4 Apr 13, 07:23 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Wanna make it weirder? 4 Apr 13, 07:23 AM Loki: you have the BRAIN WORMS 4 Apr 13, 07:23 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I NO SPELL THAT RIGHT GOOD 4 Apr 13, 07:23 AM Loki: this is very weird to type sideways 4 Apr 13, 07:23 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: YOUR PHONE DISLIKES APOSTREPHIES 4 Apr 13, 07:23 AM Devi B.: so you know 8| 4 Apr 13, 07:23 AM Devi B.: WERE LAUGHING AT YOU 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM Loki: sucks for youuuu 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM Devi B.: dunno, didn't wanna disappoint though 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: FIX IT NAOW 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: FIX IT 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM Loki: HA 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM Viral: NOOO MY CAPSLOCK KEY IS STUCK 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: lawl smutty dicks 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM Devi B.: 8| 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM Loki: what is even going on over here any more XD Devi B.: YAY SMUT 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM Loki: and well 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM Loki: and then she said dicks 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: 8l 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: That's Devi's line 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM Loki: and I lolled 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: No 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM Loki: i thought that said smut 4 Apr 13, 07:22 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: BETTER THAN ANYURISMS 4 Apr 13, 07:21 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: OH 4 Apr 13, 07:21 AM Loki: BRAIN LAPSES 4 Apr 13, 07:21 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: SMURT? 4 Apr 13, 07:21 AM Loki: I HAZ THE SOMETHING 4 Apr 13, 07:21 AM Viral: NOT GOOD AT ENGLISH, NOT GOOD AT MAPSHIT 4 Apr 13, 07:21 AM Loki: CANNOT BRAIN 4 Apr 13, 07:21 AM Viral: EGYPT. 4 Apr 13, 07:21 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: EGYPT 4 Apr 13, 07:21 AM Loki: EGYPT 4 Apr 13, 07:21 AM Loki: FUCK WHERE IS THAT AT 4 Apr 13, 07:21 AM Loki: THATS IN 4 Apr 13, 07:21 AM Loki: I AM NOT THE NILE 4 Apr 13, 07:21 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I'M NOT YELLING I'M JUST STATING THINGS IN A DYNAMIC FASHION 4 Apr 13, 07:21 AM Devi B.: YOU WITH YOUR FACE 4 Apr 13, 07:21 AM Loki: RIVER? 4 Apr 13, 07:20 AM Viral: GOLDEN LOKITRIVER 4 Apr 13, 07:20 AM Loki: THE DOLPHIN WANTS TO KNOW IF YOUR ALL KRILL 4 Apr 13, 07:20 AM Devi B.: YOU BLUE 4 Apr 13, 07:20 AM Devi B.: CAUSE YOUR GOLDEN 4 Apr 13, 07:20 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: IS WHAT YELLING AT US? 4 Apr 13, 07:20 AM Devi B.: IS IT YELLING AT US? 4 Apr 13, 07:20 AM Loki: DAMN STRAIGHT ICH BIN GROOT 4 Apr 13, 07:20 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: ICH BIN GROOOOOT 4 Apr 13, 07:20 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I AM VERY GOOD AT MY JOB 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM Loki: ENGLISH IS MY SECOND LANGUAGE ANYWAYS 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM Devi B.: THATS IT 8| 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I WILL NOT GET FIRED 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM Viral: GRAMMAR 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM Loki: FUCK YOUR GRAMMER 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM Loki: i AM ON NO SLEEP 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM Loki: HJFDHZGJKD 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM Viral: NOT YOUR 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM Viral: YOU'RE 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM Devi B.: SEEMS LEGIT 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM Loki: WHAT IS IT 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM Loki: WORD 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM Loki: UM 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM Loki: YOUR GOING TO GET 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: WE CAN SEE HOW WELL THAT'S ACTUALLY GOING 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM Devi B.: 8| 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: BUT SINCE I'M SAT HERE YELLING THINGS WITH YOU 4 Apr 13, 07:19 AM Devi B.: YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT 4 Apr 13, 07:18 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: APPARENTLY I'M WORKING 4 Apr 13, 07:18 AM Loki: WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING? 4 Apr 13, 07:18 AM Loki: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 4 Apr 13, 07:18 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I ASK YOU 4 Apr 13, 07:18 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING ANYMORE 4 Apr 13, 07:18 AM Devi B.: haaaa 4 Apr 13, 07:18 AM Loki: FUCK IT I WAS HAVING BETTER LUCK TYPING porpoise 4 Apr 13, 07:18 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: It's not something that's ever been accomplished 4 Apr 13, 07:18 AM Viral: THE DR PHIL 4 Apr 13, 07:18 AM Loki: DOLPHIN 4 Apr 13, 07:18 AM Loki: AMD WERE BACK WITH THE HITTING ME WITH THE DLPHIN 4 Apr 13, 07:18 AM Viral: You don't? 4 Apr 13, 07:17 AM Devi B.: ONLY IF ITS STRANGE 4 Apr 13, 07:17 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I MIGHT LIKE TO BE THROWN ACROSS ROOMS? 4 Apr 13, 07:17 AM Devi B.: XD 4 Apr 13, 07:17 AM Loki: IT 4 Apr 13, 07:17 AM Loki: YOU MIGHT LIKE IR 4 Apr 13, 07:17 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: PORPOISAL ABUSE 4 Apr 13, 07:17 AM Loki: WAIT 4 Apr 13, 07:17 AM Loki: SCREW YOU GUYS 4 Apr 13, 07:17 AM Loki: I UST THREW THE DOLPHIN ACROSS THE ROOM 4 Apr 13, 07:17 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I BET THEY FIND CLOTHED SEX MORE EXCITING 4 Apr 13, 07:17 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: LIKE NUDISTS 4 Apr 13, 07:17 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: SOME PEOPLE FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE 4 Apr 13, 07:16 AM Devi B.: ONE TIME 4 Apr 13, 07:16 AM Loki: WE ARE ALL FULLY CLOTHED 4 Apr 13, 07:16 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: WELL GOOD THEN 4 Apr 13, 07:16 AM Viral: Don't go from porpoise to poopoise 4 Apr 13, 07:16 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: IT WAS ALL THE TIMES 4 Apr 13, 07:16 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: NO 4 Apr 13, 07:16 AM Loki: NO 4 Apr 13, 07:16 AM Devi B.: IT WAS THAT ONE TIME BLUE 4 Apr 13, 07:16 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: ...Does it excite you? xD 4 Apr 13, 07:16 AM Loki: there is porpoise ass wiggling in my face 4 Apr 13, 07:16 AM Devi B.: MY PHONE KNEW IT 4 Apr 13, 07:16 AM Loki: ... 4 Apr 13, 07:16 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: It's ALWAYS the start of weird porn with you 8l 4 Apr 13, 07:15 AM Devi B.: I KNEW THIS WAS THE START OF WEIRD PORN 4 Apr 13, 07:15 AM Loki: she says the dolphin kind, duh 4 Apr 13, 07:15 AM Puzzle: =3 4 Apr 13, 07:15 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: COULD HAVE FOOLED ME 4 Apr 13, 07:15 AM Devi B.: SEE 4 Apr 13, 07:15 AM Loki: none 4 Apr 13, 07:15 AM Loki: kissing me with it 4 Apr 13, 07:15 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: ...What kind of freaky sex are you guys having? 4 Apr 13, 07:15 AM Loki: excuse me 4 Apr 13, 07:15 AM Loki: layong on my side with the laptop on its side typing sideways and she's behind me on the other matress hitting me with a fucking dolphin 4 Apr 13, 07:14 AM Loki: ive only got my feet and half of my leg on one 4 Apr 13, 07:14 AM Loki: there are matteress on the floor 4 Apr 13, 07:14 AM Loki: so let me paint a picture of the setting for you 4 Apr 13, 07:14 AM Devi B.: RIGHT THERE 4 Apr 13, 07:13 AM Loki: FUCK IT ALL RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW 4 Apr 13, 07:13 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: So mind blown, I've made up a new word for it 4 Apr 13, 07:13 AM Loki: FUCK SPELLING 4 Apr 13, 07:13 AM Loki: NEUTRAL 4 Apr 13, 07:13 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: MIND BLOWJN 4 Apr 13, 07:13 AM Devi B.: BUT ITS PEPPERJACK 4 Apr 13, 07:13 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: OR INTOLERANT OF LACTOSE? 4 Apr 13, 07:13 AM Loki: NUETRAL BURGER 4 Apr 13, 07:13 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: HE'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT? 4 Apr 13, 07:13 AM Loki: I AM A NEUTRAL BURGER 4 Apr 13, 07:13 AM Loki: NO CHEESE 4 Apr 13, 07:13 AM Loki: NO 4 Apr 13, 07:13 AM Viral: That's what she said Loki 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM Devi B.: LET ME COVER YOU IN CHEESE LOKI 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM Loki: SHE IS GIVING THE DOLPHIN A BLACK MAN'S VOICE 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Say hello to the little alien, Loki 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: That's an alien 8D 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM Loki: WHAT EVEN 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Devi shh I haven't eaten 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM Loki: ALL I SEE IS THIS LITTLE GREY THING OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY VISION 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM Devi B.: :| 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM Devi B.: with no cheese 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: BRAAAINBURGER 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM Devi B.: with the burger 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I KNOW NOT OF IT 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: WHAT IS THIS SLEEP 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM Devi B.: its there 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM Loki: I DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: NO NOT SLEEP 4 Apr 13, 07:12 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: By the bouncy castle 4 Apr 13, 07:11 AM Loki: im being petted wiith the stuffed dolphin flipper 4 Apr 13, 07:11 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: It's over here 4 Apr 13, 07:11 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: "I'm going to let Fenris ravage you till you die, and then bring you back so he can do it again, until you tell me what I want to know. 8l" 4 Apr 13, 07:11 AM Devi B.: I should sleep 8| 4 Apr 13, 07:11 AM Loki: where is it? 4 Apr 13, 07:11 AM Loki: where the fuck is my mind guys? 4 Apr 13, 07:11 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: It seems like the best torture for information technique, ever 4 Apr 13, 07:11 AM Loki: I DONT SEE WHY NOT? 4 Apr 13, 07:11 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: ...Can we do that with Loki and Fen? 4 Apr 13, 07:11 AM Devi B.: and the porpoise were not supposed to talk about 4 Apr 13, 07:10 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: THEN BRING THEM BACK TO KILL THEM AGAIN? 4 Apr 13, 07:10 AM Loki: KILL ALL THE THINGS 4 Apr 13, 07:10 AM Loki: this is why we are like a heavy medic combo 4 Apr 13, 07:10 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: We love you too 8D 4 Apr 13, 07:10 AM Devi B.: I love you guys 8| 4 Apr 13, 07:10 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: This is why I love you, man. 4 Apr 13, 07:10 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: See 4 Apr 13, 07:10 AM Loki: I did 4 Apr 13, 07:10 AM Loki: I did 4 Apr 13, 07:10 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: YOU DID GET MY REFERENCE 4 Apr 13, 07:10 AM Devi B.: xD 4 Apr 13, 07:10 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: They're nothing like the real thi-jadsbokuihd 4 Apr 13, 07:09 AM Loki: the answer is 42 :l 4 Apr 13, 07:09 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Trust me 4 Apr 13, 07:09 AM Devi B.: -legasp- 4 Apr 13, 07:09 AM Loki: no? 4 Apr 13, 07:09 AM Loki: um 4 Apr 13, 07:09 AM Loki: wait yes 4 Apr 13, 07:09 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: HAVE YOU SEEN THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS? 4 Apr 13, 07:09 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: PORN IS NEVER ACCURATE 4 Apr 13, 07:09 AM Loki: how do answer correctly 4 Apr 13, 07:09 AM Johnny: ... so the best time to come in 4 Apr 13, 07:09 AM Devi B.: the porn is accurate? 4 Apr 13, 07:09 AM Loki: MY MOTHER WAS NOT A STUFFED DOLPHIN 4 Apr 13, 07:08 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: DO NOT TALK OF LOKI'S MOTHER THAT WAY *gloveslap* 4 Apr 13, 07:08 AM Loki: accurate 4 Apr 13, 07:08 AM Loki: apparently i belong in the ocean 4 Apr 13, 07:08 AM Devi B.: my phone likes to try and correct porpoise to porn :| 4 Apr 13, 07:08 AM Viral: Demonic Porpoises with demonic purposes. 4 Apr 13, 07:08 AM Loki: the porpoise is a lie 4 Apr 13, 07:08 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Thanks for all the fish, they said 4 Apr 13, 07:08 AM Loki: no your not 4 Apr 13, 07:07 AM Devi B.: were not supposed to know about porpoise 4 Apr 13, 07:07 AM Loki: wttf 4 Apr 13, 07:07 AM Loki: FOR ONCE I DONT HAVE A GIF FOR THIS 4 Apr 13, 07:07 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER? 4 Apr 13, 07:07 AM Loki: GOT IT OR ON IT?! 4 Apr 13, 07:07 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I GOT YOUR BACK MAN 4 Apr 13, 07:07 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING 4 Apr 13, 07:07 AM Devi B.: xD 4 Apr 13, 07:07 AM Loki: AGAIN 4 Apr 13, 07:07 AM Loki: APPARENTLY I WAS LIED TO 4 Apr 13, 07:06 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I THOUGHT SHE WAS GERMAN? 4 Apr 13, 07:06 AM Loki: STFU DEVI <3 4 Apr 13, 07:06 AM Devi B.: like its being whispered about 4 Apr 13, 07:06 AM Loki: APPARENTLY MY MOTHER WAS A TRAMP OF A porpoise 4 Apr 13, 07:06 AM Devi B.: I like that porpoise is the only thing not capitalized 4 Apr 13, 07:06 AM Loki: THIS 4 Apr 13, 07:06 AM Loki: SOMEONE BETTER FUCKING CAP THI 4 Apr 13, 07:06 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: STOP THAT RIGHT NOW 4 Apr 13, 07:06 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: THAT IS KINKY 4 Apr 13, 07:06 AM Loki: IM BEING FLIPPERED?! 4 Apr 13, 07:05 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: The fuckin' real world, motherfuckers. 4 Apr 13, 07:05 AM Loki: APPARENTLY THE porpoise SAYS SON I AM PROUD 4 Apr 13, 07:05 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: LOKI JUST USED THE LAUGHY FACE 8D 4 Apr 13, 07:05 AM Devi B.: what world is that blue? 4 Apr 13, 07:05 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: OH FUCK 4 Apr 13, 07:05 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: WAIT 4 Apr 13, 07:05 AM Puzzle: =3 4 Apr 13, 07:05 AM Devi B.: xDD! 4 Apr 13, 07:05 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: We call that hair in our world 8l 4 Apr 13, 07:05 AM Loki: I AM BEING BURDENED BY IT :L 4 Apr 13, 07:04 AM Loki: THERE IS A porpoise ON MY HEAD 4 Apr 13, 07:04 AM Devi B.: oftener 4 Apr 13, 07:04 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: 8D 4 Apr 13, 07:04 AM Devi B.: fucking hell aim, Y U SUCK SO HARD?! 4 Apr 13, 07:04 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I already drink whisky, I just need to drink more and oftener, become perpetually drunk. 4 Apr 13, 07:04 AM Loki: YOU SPEAKA MY LANGUAGE 4 Apr 13, 07:04 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: YES 4 Apr 13, 07:03 AM Loki: DEMOMAN 4 Apr 13, 07:03 AM Loki: and just said how do I fucking flipper 4 Apr 13, 07:03 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Become a pyrotechnician and explosives expert... 4 Apr 13, 07:03 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Lose an eye in war... 4 Apr 13, 07:03 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: If I get the right surgery... 4 Apr 13, 07:03 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Hey, Loki... 4 Apr 13, 07:03 AM Puzzle: Nuuuu 4 Apr 13, 07:03 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: WHO NEEDS SLEEP WHEN YOU TF2 4 Apr 13, 07:03 AM Loki: she keeps hitting me going "burdened" and smacking me with a fucking dolphin 4 Apr 13, 07:03 AM Devi B.: shit just got real loki 8| 4 Apr 13, 07:03 AM Viral: *gives puzzle wiggling disease* 4 Apr 13, 07:02 AM Devi B.: xD 4 Apr 13, 07:02 AM Loki: now I'm getting hit with the porpoise :l 4 Apr 13, 07:02 AM Loki: I have no idea whats going on any more 4 Apr 13, 07:02 AM Devi B.: I am amused 8| 4 Apr 13, 07:02 AM Loki: I should take me, myself and my porpoise to bed :l 4 Apr 13, 07:02 AM Devi B.: xD! 4 Apr 13, 07:01 AM Loki: <hits puzzle with glorious porpoise> :l 4 Apr 13, 07:01 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Back, and yeah it is 4 Apr 13, 07:00 AM Puzzle: *wiggles* 4 Apr 13, 06:58 AM Viral: *gives horrible disease to dolphin* 4 Apr 13, 06:58 AM Loki: and said "you have been beated with gloriouis pouripoise" 4 Apr 13, 06:57 AM Loki: I just hit my friend with a stuffed dolphin 4 Apr 13, 06:56 AM Devi B.: I hear good things about it 4 Apr 13, 06:54 AM Loki: thats a good thing to do right? 4 Apr 13, 06:54 AM Loki: shouldn't I? 4 Apr 13, 06:54 AM Loki: I should sleep :l 4 Apr 13, 06:54 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: brb 4 Apr 13, 06:53 AM Loki: aim being a bitch to you guys too? 4 Apr 13, 06:51 AM Devi B.: hold on 4 Apr 13, 06:51 AM Devi B.: I messaged you and.....nothing o.O 4 Apr 13, 06:51 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I'm working, I don't have time to count. 4 Apr 13, 06:51 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Now about 6 times. 4 Apr 13, 06:50 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I messaged twice 4 Apr 13, 06:50 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Wait 4 Apr 13, 06:50 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: See? 8l 4 Apr 13, 06:50 AM Devi B.: I got nothing o.O 4 Apr 13, 06:50 AM Devi B.: o.O 4 Apr 13, 06:49 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Lo 8D And I did 8l 4 Apr 13, 06:48 AM Devi B.: ohhai viral 4 Apr 13, 06:48 AM Devi B.: xD feel free to send a message 8| 4 Apr 13, 06:48 AM Viral: Boo. 4 Apr 13, 06:47 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I checked for you and the results came back positive 8D 4 Apr 13, 06:46 AM Devi B.: I don't even know anymore -too lazy to check- 4 Apr 13, 06:46 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Oh, I'm not xD Hold on 4 Apr 13, 06:46 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Maybe if he put that money, those superpowers and dem abs into use, he could get his ass into this dimension and sort my shit out. 4 Apr 13, 06:46 AM Devi B.: I is on aim 8| I think 4 Apr 13, 06:45 AM Devi B.: xD 4 Apr 13, 06:45 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I KNOW RIGHT? 4 Apr 13, 06:45 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: O hai Devi phone 8D 4 Apr 13, 06:45 AM Devi B.: that dick 8| 4 Apr 13, 06:45 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I hate that Blue. 4 Apr 13, 06:45 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: Meanwhile, AU Blue is busy being rich, drinking expensive drinks and having superpowers. 4 Apr 13, 06:45 AM Devi B.: well, just on mah phone now 4 Apr 13, 06:44 AM Devi B. at work: xD 4 Apr 13, 06:43 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: AND IT'S ERYDAMNPERSON 4 Apr 13, 06:43 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I come back 4 Apr 13, 06:43 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: I disappear for a few hours cause I have stuff to do, no-one is on 4 Apr 13, 06:43 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: wadafak 4 Apr 13, 06:34 AM Loki: Oh hey coke 8D 4 Apr 13, 06:34 AM Devi B. at work: -offers a sammich and a coke- 4 Apr 13, 06:33 AM Devi B. at work: thank you, I know you ya wouldn't let me down 8| 4 Apr 13, 06:24 AM Loki: <shoots devi> :l 4 Apr 13, 06:17 AM Devi B. at work: there is nothing that doesn't hurt right now. someone shoot me @_@ 4 Apr 13, 05:05 AM Loki: >> 4 Apr 13, 04:07 AM ArtiBlueno!werk: ergeblerg
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Post by Devi B. on Apr 4, 2013 15:06:36 GMT -5
Batman on the beach
DeviousxFright 4:00 pm "its so hoooot -all the gruff voice- 8|" Blue Derg 4:00 pm Saw?* Suit jacket, shirt, tie, swimming shorts, sandals xD DeviousxFright 4:01 pm xDDD Blue Derg 4:01 pm "What can I say? Beach business." DeviousxFright 4:01 pm Im sorry Im still stuck on Batman on a beach, probably slowly dying of heat stroke with a flower necklace xD Blue Derg 4:01 pm "Rubber...was a...bad choice...for my mask..." DeviousxFright 4:02 pm xDDDDDD Blue Derg 4:02 pm "Why did I...think that I...could wear leather...in Maui?" DeviousxFright 4:02 pm xDD Blue Derg 4:02 pm "I'm not even...trying to talk...like this...I'm now just....dangerously dehydrated..." DeviousxFright 4:03 pm xDDDDDD Im gonna die xD I think I need to quote this Blue Derg 4:03 pm Go for it xD
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'' i want a lawya! i want a docta! i want a cheese sandwich!
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Post by Harleen 'Harley Quinn' Quinzel on Apr 4, 2013 15:46:36 GMT -5
4 Apr 13, 04:44 PM Loki: I see nothing of resenblece and he does not smell like mixed drinks and fossile fuels.
On Dom's analogy to explain Bruce to Tony via the worlds merging
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Post by Devi B. on Apr 5, 2013 5:45:04 GMT -5
One day Sinestro, she'll actually be paying attention. One day. xD
5 Apr 13, 12:47 AM Sinestro: -hey get back here and listen to my mush- 5 Apr 13, 12:47 AM Sinestro: Besides you, very few things on this planet have struck me as beautiful. But I agree about this one. 5 Apr 13, 12:47 AM Eve Amherst: -runs off towards the water with a laugh-
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Falcone Crime Boss
When god is gone and the Devil takes hold who'll have mercy on your soul?
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Post by Dominique Falcone on Apr 5, 2013 20:58:15 GMT -5
5 Apr 13, 09:56 PM Harley Quinn: IT IS MY HOUSE NOW -swings and destroys a picture- You should smile toots... I can help with that >3 5 Apr 13, 09:55 PM Eve Amherst: -ducks- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING PSYCHO 5 Apr 13, 09:55 PM Harley Quinn: YOU KNOCKED IT OVER! -points at Eve- NOW YOU'RE OVER! TIME OUT BATTER BATTER -grabs a golf club, swings it- SWING > 5 Apr 13, 09:54 PM Eve Amherst: Ohfuckitsharleyquinn 5 Apr 13, 09:54 PM Harley Quinn: ..... MISTAH J!!!!!!!! -rage eyes- 5 Apr 13, 09:54 PM Eve Amherst: -kicks the flag over- 5 Apr 13, 09:54 PM Eve Amherst: 8( 5 Apr 13, 09:54 PM Harley Quinn: -drops a vase- e.e 5 Apr 13, 09:53 PM Eve Amherst: get out 5 Apr 13, 09:53 PM Eve Amherst: Oh no, nope, no 5 Apr 13, 09:53 PM Harley Quinn: -puts down a flag with a joker face drawn on the fabric- 8l 5 Apr 13, 09:53 PM Eve Amherst: Uh, no, its not 5 Apr 13, 09:53 PM Harley Quinn: Doesn't matter 8l this is mine and Puddin's villa now 5 Apr 13, 09:52 PM Eve Amherst: -face in hand, lets her think- 5 Apr 13, 09:52 PM Harley Quinn: -squints- Hey, you look familiar -puts hand on chin in thinking- o.O 5 Apr 13, 09:51 PM Eve Amherst: ......................I dont even care anymore. Just...........just stay the hell over there 5 Apr 13, 09:50 PM Harley Quinn: What if I don't wanna? -arms cross, hip just out, head tilt- 5 Apr 13, 09:49 PM Eve Amherst: get out of my house 8|
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Falcone Crime Boss
When god is gone and the Devil takes hold who'll have mercy on your soul?
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Post by Dominique Falcone on Apr 6, 2013 8:58:28 GMT -5
6 Apr 13, 09:56 AM iPuzzle: Except he's not worth it
6 Apr 13, 09:55 AM Lor-Dick ODINSON: U.U 6 Apr 13, 09:55 AM iPuzzle: Then you'll be Lor-El! Like Loreal!
6 Apr 13, 09:55 AM Dommeh: Zod does not approve 8l
6 Apr 13, 09:55 AM Dommeh: -hughug-
6 Apr 13, 09:54 AM Lor-Dick ODINSON: I think he's gonna go ahead and adopt me
6 Apr 13, 09:54 AM Dommeh: Facebook, meme sites 6 Apr 13, 09:54 AM iPuzzle: And even his non-kid
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Post by Dinah "Black Canary" Lance on Apr 6, 2013 13:29:23 GMT -5
6 Apr 13, 02:28 PM Eve Amherst: ...............your in my villa in Maui
6 Apr 13, 02:28 PM Johnny: I follow the party.
6 Apr 13, 02:27 PM Eve Amherst: Why are you even in my house right now? -to Johnny-
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Post by Fandral the Dashing on Apr 6, 2013 16:25:02 GMT -5
Lor trying to get Stark to fly him into the sun, response:
6 Apr 13, 05:22 PM Tony Stark: *breaks out in a run* 6 Apr 13, 05:22 PM Tony Stark: .....Right. Lemme just.... go get that... suit. *slowly inching toward the exit*
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For SCIENCE!
Love is when you want a kiss and you get bit
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Post by Eve Amherst on Apr 8, 2013 0:38:36 GMT -5
Rp birds and bees, Twin style:
8 Apr 13, 01:34 AM Wolfie: I KNEW THAT WAS COMING 8 Apr 13, 01:34 AM Devi B.: xD 8 Apr 13, 01:34 AM Wolfie: XDDDD 8 Apr 13, 01:34 AM Twin: Well when a mommy rper and a daddy rper love a plot very much... 8 Apr 13, 01:34 AM Wolfie: *dyyyyyying* 8 Apr 13, 01:34 AM Wolfie: *dies* 8 Apr 13, 01:33 AM Wolfie: XDDD 8 Apr 13, 01:33 AM maddkitty: how do you have a baby on a rp site?
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FORUM SKIN BY KATYA OF GANGNAM-STYLE
do not steal
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