RPer's Say the Darndest Things
May 12, 2013 6:12:41 GMT -5
Post by Devi B. on May 12, 2013 6:12:41 GMT -5
12 May 13, 03:55 AM
Dormammu: Dormammu has no bed, as he doesn't sleep anyway.. that and they kept burning.
12 May 13, 03:55 AM
Loki: You shall sleep in your own bed. I will not have you in mine :l
12 May 13, 03:54 AM
Dormammu: That creature is the stuff of nightmares.
12 May 13, 03:54 AM
Dormammu: Loki.. I may not sleep tonight.
12 May 13, 03:54 AM
Devi B. at work: -jumps away, skitters into the darkness with a hiss-
12 May 13, 03:54 AM
Loki: So there is no Kill zone from you, interesting
12 May 13, 03:53 AM
Sam: -misses-
12 May 13, 03:53 AM
Dormammu: Dormmamu dares not break copy-rights.. they are too strong.
12 May 13, 03:53 AM
Sam: -throws shield-
12 May 13, 03:53 AM
Devi B. at work: 8| -skitters over sam-
12 May 13, 03:53 AM
Dormammu: HELL(ish) ZONE GRENADE! <hurls hundreds of fire-balls>
12 May 13, 03:53 AM
Loki: I knew it was trouble :l
12 May 13, 03:52 AM
Sam: beware
12 May 13, 03:52 AM
Sam: its blood is acid
12 May 13, 03:52 AM
Loki: <appears behind, Dormammu> Kill it with fire :l and watch the hair...
12 May 13, 03:52 AM
Dormammu: EARTH HUMOR
12 May 13, 03:52 AM
Dormammu: ..it must be named Taylor
12 May 13, 03:52 AM
Dormammu: It is too swift!
12 May 13, 03:51 AM
Dormammu: Loki!
12 May 13, 03:51 AM
Loki: 0_0
12 May 13, 03:51 AM
Loki: <sips with magically appearing~ Teleports from the faceless thing> 0
12 May 13, 03:51 AM
Dormammu: <follows it with the flames> DIE!
12 May 13, 03:51 AM
Devi B. at work: 8| -facehugger jump at loki-
12 May 13, 03:51 AM
Loki: your count it off...
12 May 13, 03:51 AM
Dormammu: DIE FACELESS CREATURE FROM THE ABYSS! <unleashes a torrent of fire at the rock>
12 May 13, 03:50 AM
Dormammu: 2/2 Loki, well done.
12 May 13, 03:50 AM
Dormammu: I was testing you.
12 May 13, 03:50 AM
Dormammu: ...
12 May 13, 03:50 AM
Loki: you know, they conduct heat
12 May 13, 03:50 AM
Dormammu: ..well played, faceless creature.
12 May 13, 03:50 AM
Loki: then burn the rock
12 May 13, 03:50 AM
Sam: xD
12 May 13, 03:50 AM
Sam: Dormammu
12 May 13, 03:50 AM
Dormammu: ..Loki, it has hidden under a rock. I believe the shoe has been nullified.
12 May 13, 03:49 AM
Loki: <sips his soda that dormammu cannot have the pleasure of tasting>
12 May 13, 03:49 AM
Dormammu: DIE, FACELESS CREATURE FROM THE ABYSS! <throws the shoe>
12 May 13, 03:49 AM
Devi B. at work: -skitters under a rock- 8|
12 May 13, 03:49 AM
Loki: <summons a really really big shoe, passes to Dormammu>
12 May 13, 03:49 AM
Devi B. at work: 8|
12 May 13, 03:49 AM
Frigga: XD
12 May 13, 03:48 AM
Dormammu: GET THE SHOE
12 May 13, 03:48 AM
Dormammu: LOKI I THINK IT MOVED
12 May 13, 03:48 AM
Loki: Faceless...
12 May 13, 03:48 AM
Loki: THERE IT IS AGAIN
12 May 13, 03:48 AM
Frigga: *watches and listens in uber interest*
12 May 13, 03:48 AM
Dormammu: This of course cannot be true; as DORMAMMU IS TOO STRONG TO BE CONTAINED BY YOUR STORIES
12 May 13, 03:48 AM
Devi B. at work: this faceless thing has a name 8| and a face 8|
12 May 13, 03:48 AM
Dormammu: What if we are all just a childs dream, Loki. You and I, Odin, everyone.. what if we are all just some story conjured for the amusement of others? Our whole life a book to be read for their pleasure.. our struggles their chapters, our history their pass-time..
12 May 13, 03:47 AM
Loki: It must be Cthulhu. Or a Yithian
12 May 13, 03:47 AM
Loki: most find me to be a bit highstrung :l
12 May 13, 03:47 AM
Dormammu: No Loki.. (removes shades) ..I'm saying this faceless thing probably created Odin too.
12 May 13, 03:46 AM
Dormammu: I found it amusing, mortal, your Earth Humor is grand indeed.
12 May 13, 03:46 AM
Loki: Are you saying that this faceless thing is odin?!
12 May 13, 03:46 AM
Devi B. at work: -wanders off to go shoot myself for that one-
12 May 13, 03:46 AM
Dormammu: Devi? No, she shall not be made to suffer. For in the event that this isn't real, she - by random happenstance - could be someone in control of the make believe world we reside in.
12 May 13, 03:46 AM
Loki: I shall sit here with my dew of the moutians and watch
12 May 13, 03:45 AM
Devi B. at work: hey, you wanna keep this low key? :|
12 May 13, 03:45 AM
Loki: shall you make them suffer? make the mince of meat out of them?!
12 May 13, 03:45 AM
Dormammu: ..well, it would be a typo.. if this wasn't a real conversation. Which it is, of course, as we are real.
12 May 13, 03:44 AM
Dormammu: Damn you, typo.. impeding my humor.
12 May 13, 03:44 AM
Dormammu: not*
12 May 13, 03:44 AM
Dormammu: EARTH HUMOR
12 May 13, 03:44 AM
Doormatta: I will nor tolerate being walked on like this.
12 May 13, 03:43 AM
Loki: I am sure they would be, but i am sure one of your subjects just called you a bovine
12 May 13, 03:43 AM
Dormamma: I will not tolerate someone making jokes about my name!
12 May 13, 03:43 AM
Loki: A very bad fanfic
12 May 13, 03:42 AM
Dormammu: /fanfic
12 May 13, 03:42 AM
Dormammu: We complete each other, Loki. I can make you feel warm, and you can keep me cool.
12 May 13, 03:42 AM
Devi B. at work: that's exactly what it is dormamoomoo 8|
12 May 13, 03:42 AM
Loki: (Dormammu and Loki, are a game of thrones :l Song of fire and ice)
12 May 13, 03:42 AM
Dormammu: MUCH LIKE DORMAMMUS?!
12 May 13, 03:42 AM
Dormammu: ..Devi, is your power too great to be contained in a home?
12 May 13, 03:42 AM
Dormammu: We could very well simply order them to strip, I am sure my subjects would so so hastily.
12 May 13, 03:41 AM
Loki: Or We could just demand them to strip, the might of two forces.
12 May 13, 03:41 AM
Devi B. at work: sort of 8|
12 May 13, 03:40 AM
Dormammu: Indeed, were you and I to stand together with arms crossed back to back, I dare say the temperature around us would rise, and others may feel the desire to remove their clothing articles in order to cool themselves marginally.
12 May 13, 03:40 AM
Loki: Hom, is that something like Home?
12 May 13, 03:40 AM
Loki: And yet the both of us create room temperature if we share a space
12 May 13, 03:39 AM
Devi B. at work: I'm quoting all of this as soon as I get hom
12 May 13, 03:39 AM
Dormammu: It's not 'getting hot in here', it is 'always hot in here, forever' and smells appropriately.
12 May 13, 03:38 AM
Loki: enthralling
12 May 13, 03:38 AM
Dormammu: Constantly.
12 May 13, 03:38 AM
Loki: so everything smells charred?
12 May 13, 03:37 AM
Dormammu: My sense of smell is too powerful to be contained by a nose.
12 May 13, 03:37 AM
Loki: yes, but If i recall his was removed
12 May 13, 03:37 AM
Dormammu: The Earth Entertainer Michael Jackson needed no nose, and he was largely accepted and quite popular. Dormammu needs no nose.
12 May 13, 03:37 AM
Loki: Truth, clearly this is not true though <looks at the screen>
12 May 13, 03:37 AM
Devi B. at work: HA! -choked on her drink-
12 May 13, 03:36 AM
Loki: though I am sure you would love that and a nose
12 May 13, 03:36 AM
Dormammu: or eyes, pending that you are actually looking at some sort of screen, and this isn't a conversation. If we were in some strange situation where you and I were being controlled by the whims of 2 mortal men behind computers.
12 May 13, 03:36 AM
Devi B. at work: -ded-
12 May 13, 03:36 AM
Loki: Atleast I have ears, and they are not mortal
12 May 13, 03:35 AM
Dormammu: Well heard.
12 May 13, 03:35 AM
Dormammu: I was testing your mortal ears.
12 May 13, 03:35 AM
Dormammu: ..yes
12 May 13, 03:35 AM
Loki: you mean laugh
12 May 13, 03:35 AM
Devi B. at work: xD
12 May 13, 03:35 AM
Dormammu: ..they must life, or they die.
12 May 13, 03:35 AM
Dormammu: Dormammus humor requires nothing. My subjects always laugh even though there is no door.
12 May 13, 03:35 AM
Loki: yet your humor required one
12 May 13, 03:34 AM
Dormammu: DORMAMMU CANNOT BE CONTAINED BY YOUR PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS FOR A DOOR
12 May 13, 03:34 AM
Dormammu: SILENCE
12 May 13, 03:34 AM
Dormammu: ...
12 May 13, 03:34 AM
Loki: but you would require an actual door for that
12 May 13, 03:33 AM
Dormammu: However, you cleverly thwarted the design of my joke.. well played.
12 May 13, 03:33 AM
Dormammu: I was going to say "Dormammu" and when you said "Dormammu who", I had planned to speak up over you and say in a louder tone "Dormammu cannot be stopped by your door!" and then burn it into oblivion.
12 May 13, 03:32 AM
Loki: I am Loki, IT DOES NOT MATTER WHO IS AT THE DOOR
12 May 13, 03:32 AM
Dormammu: EARTH HUMOR
12 May 13, 03:32 AM
Dormammu: Thank you!
12 May 13, 03:32 AM
Loki: come in.
12 May 13, 03:32 AM
Dormammu: KNOCK KNOCK!
12 May 13, 03:32 AM
Dormammu: Loki, Dormammu has crafted a new joke for your humoring pleasure.
12 May 13, 03:30 AM
Loki: that was almost as bad as the death jokes
12 May 13, 03:30 AM
Devi B. at work: xD
12 May 13, 03:30 AM
Loki: extinguish is more the term
12 May 13, 03:29 AM
Dormammu: EARTH HUMOR
12 May 13, 03:29 AM
Dormammu: I suppose you want me to chill?
12 May 13, 03:29 AM
Loki: <tosses a bucket of ice water onto>
12 May 13, 03:29 AM
Loki: :l
12 May 13, 03:29 AM
Dormammu: EARTH HUMOR
12 May 13, 03:29 AM
Dormammu: ..Neigh only you could have done that steed
12 May 13, 03:28 AM
Dormammu: I'm sorry, Loki, that was insensitive of me. Dormammu realizes you did what you did for your people.. there was no one else.
12 May 13, 03:28 AM
Dormammu: D:
12 May 13, 03:28 AM
Loki: Now you really stand no chance against borrowing my coil :l
12 May 13, 03:27 AM
Loki: I hate you....
12 May 13, 03:26 AM
Dormammu: Svaðilfari.
12 May 13, 03:25 AM
Loki: though I did hear this interesting tale about a someone being used to light a giant carved pumpkin. Or rather you were stuck in it.
12 May 13, 03:25 AM
Dormammu: Deception, I remember a time when you stood at your all-non-fathers knee. You age, you are therefore mortal in the eyes of Dormammu!
12 May 13, 03:24 AM
Loki: For I am not a mortal
12 May 13, 03:23 AM
Loki: Its not my mortal paper :l
12 May 13, 03:21 AM
Dormammu: DORMAMMUS POWER IS TOO GREAT FOR YOUR MORTAL PAPER
12 May 13, 03:21 AM
Dormammu: SILENCE
12 May 13, 03:21 AM
Dormammu: ...
12 May 13, 03:21 AM
Loki: So you brunt it
12 May 13, 03:20 AM
Dormammu: I may or may not have written it in such a way that the mystical flames used to write it will explode.. I will advise against proof reading it.
12 May 13, 03:19 AM
Loki: can i proof read it?
12 May 13, 03:19 AM
Dormammu: I plan to!
12 May 13, 03:19 AM
Loki: thats right you write that strongly worded letter
12 May 13, 03:18 AM
Dormammu: WITH A STRONGLY WORDED MYSTICAL LETTER STATING MY DISAPPROVAL!
12 May 13, 03:18 AM
Dormammu: I shall! I shall take it up with him right properly!
12 May 13, 03:18 AM
Loki: the line causer
12 May 13, 03:17 AM
Loki: Take it up with Chthon then
12 May 13, 03:17 AM
Dormammu: I am Dormammu, the Line Cutter!
12 May 13, 03:17 AM
Dormammu: DORMAMMU CANNOT BE CONTAINED BY YOUR TEDIOUS "LINES"
12 May 13, 03:17 AM
Loki: Pfft. you have to wait in line XD
12 May 13, 03:17 AM
Dormammu: :3
12 May 13, 03:16 AM
Dormammu: So are you ready to relinquish control of your bothersome physical frame to me yet? It's quite relaxing, I'm told, pending that you give up completely on ever getting rid of me.