BABY LIBERTY COMING SOON
May 5, 2013 23:08:17 GMT -5
Post by The Gotham Gazette on May 5, 2013 23:08:17 GMT -5
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[atrb=cellSpacing,0,true][atrb=cellPadding,0,true][atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,450,true][atrb=width,200] BABY LIBERTY COMING SOON SHIELD AGENT PREGNANT WITH ASSASSIN'S CHILD BY PHIL URICH Oh yes, yes you did, Deadpool. S.H.I.E.L.D., or the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division (thank God they shortened that name, right?), has been known for doing some pretty crazy stuff in the past. Rumors of watching typical, ordinary people just in case they were doing nefarious things, sending arrow-shooting assassins to other countries, and hovering high in our skies with giant, green men on board their air crafts are all one thing. But this is something totally different! Information was leaked to the Internet, on Wednesday, about one particular S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, whose code name is Lady Liberty, having relations with the infamous Merc with a Mouth known as Deadpool. But what's even more disturbing than this strange little team-up is the fact that this bouncing little bundle of psychotic joy will be given to two parents who actually want to be together. Lady Liberty and Deadpool were not just a one-night stand at some crazy dive in Los Angeles where she got drugged and he... well, stayed the same lunatic essentially. They are actually boyfriend and girlfriend and soon to be Mommy and Daddy. How does S.H.I.E.L.D. director Nick Fury feel about the fact that one of his most notable agents is shacking up with the Regenerate Degenerate? Well, we don't know because Director Fury refused to return Gotham Gazette's phone calls. But we can all understand why. If I were the leader of the world's most dangerous organization to both on-world threats and off- with this tarnished reputation? I'd be a little embarrassed too. Do you think the kid will come out in red spandex with guns a-blazing, waving the Canadian flag or am I just dreaming too big now? Let me know by emailing me here at the Gotham Gazette, where we release "all the noise that's fit to print!" |
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