He Totally Cut Off His Ear. [Open/Selina]
Jul 23, 2012 21:49:21 GMT -5
Post by Tony "Iron Man" Stark on Jul 23, 2012 21:49:21 GMT -5
I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-color: B8B8B8; border: #550505 solid 4px; width: 400px; padding: 15 5 15 5px;] "Yes, he did." "No, he didn't." "Yeah, he totally did!" "No, I'm sorry, Sir, but he didn't. That was Van Gogh." "No, Picasso cut off his ear! I saw it in a book once!" Tony Stark was standing toward the back of a room full of party-goers in the Gotham City Art Gallery. It was opening night for some hugely-famous painting that Tony could care less about. He was just here because he'd been invited by the mayor of the city and he was one of those important rich people that everyone was always talking about. He hadn't wanted to come, but as his eyes settled on some of the sleek black and silver dresses that caught his attention, he wasn't so sure he wanted to leave any more. Unfortunately, Pepper had made sure Happy Hogan, Tony Stark's body guard (as if he needed one), had tagged along to make sure the suave millionaire stayed on his best behavior... meaning that she didn't want to get a report back of how Tony had gotten drunk and danced on top of a table in another board meeting. "No, it was Vincent Van Gogh and that was just a rumor anyway," Happy insisted, leaning over to stage-whisper into his boss's ear. Tony just rolled his eyes and took another swig of his drink. The gallery certainly needed some new alcohol. This stuff was crap. "No, it was Picasso! I think I'd know which artists I have in my own collection back home, Hogan." "Sir, you don't have a collection anymore. You donated it all, remember? In order to make your laboratory?" Tony opened his mouth to reply, then shut it, then opened it again, then shut it again. Huh. So that's why his walls were so bare at home.... "Okay, fine. No collection. But it was still Picasso." Happy just rolled his eyes while Tony went back to the bar to snag another drink. Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal template made by missickle |
